re: What's the meanest thing you've ever told someone and why?

I told a girl once that she was nothing more to me than a pebble on an endless gravel road.

Called an ex a crazy c*nt. She was shocked, but had it coming.

I've said fricked up shite I regret now.

Can't repeat because too many people know me IRL.

Never say anything you can't take back, that's my advice.

I remember you making a thread about this. Absolutely hilarious.

Years ago while dating my wife, her ex-husband disappeared and let their house go into foreclosure. My stepdaughters still quite young knew this house as "home" so I practically stole it for what was owed on it. Anyway, years later the ex resurfaces and contacted my now new wife. He threatened me over the phone saying he was gonna kick my arse yadda yadda yadda. Told him he could find me at his house where I frick his wife and his kids call me daddy. Never showed up

Holy shite

You should post this to r/pettyrevenge on Reddit. It would make the front page, I guarantee it.

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Years ago, I was dating this girl who was bigger. I was a big guy myself so whatever. Well, she had made fun of her weight a few times as did I and felt we both it took lightly. Anyway, flash forward to a few nights later, we're laying in bed and she asks if she can get on top. I look, then just say, "No sorry, my dick has a weight limit" thinking she'd laugh. She slapped the shite out of me and never heard from her again.

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Damn...life is hard enough when other people cock-block you, but it has a special kind of sting when you cock-block yourself...

In high school there was this girl nick named "big hurt" because she was known for giving out blow jobs like they were hershey kisses and she was thick (not fat, just big boned as they say).

One time I was right behind her and every time she started talking I would do a "dick sucking" motion. Everyone was laughing and she didn't know why so when she turned around to see what I was doing it REALLY hurt her feelings. Like, she got up and went sit by herself and evidently that whole day she was upset. Does that count?

This was back in my school days as well, but I got punish work from an English teacher. When I turned it in I didn't properly place a common where I was suppose to so she told me to do it over. I did it over and when I turned it again she found where I didn't capitalize a word that started a sentence. The punish work was something like writing the whole chapter of some book that took 6 or 7 handwritten pages.

When she told me I had to redo it I laughed then told her something like "in your dreams". I think we had some other words then I told her (i am paraphrasing because I don't remember the exact words) "this is why every student you teach hates you, I haven't learned shite in your class, you are the worst teacher I ever had and you are one stupid bitch".

If she had a gun in her hand at that very moment I can assure you she would have shot me. I will never forget the look on that woman's face. She screamed at me from the top of her lungs, the whole class is laughing and she told me to go to the office and to let them know she would be sending a referral or whatever it was called when you got "wrote up".

I was always cool with the vice principal who handled disciple. That dude read what I did, sort of laughed (as if he might have sort of agreed with something I said) then told me something like "look, she is the teacher so I got to do something. Don't worry about that punish work, just take a day in in school and be done with it". But I think that teacher called in sick two or three days in a row after that happened and she was a one timer, but I think I really hurt her feelings.

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Oh.. there was this girl who was rumored to have licked this dude's a-hole so one day I said something like "hey charmin....." and people started laughing and I think she started crying.. this was probably in my late 20s.

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She was crying because you spoke to her in public, in front of other folks.

Get banned every time I say something mean