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re: What's the Manliest Thing You've Done Today?

Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3431 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:09 pm to
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Woke up with an erection. Pulled my wife's hand over and let her know about it. Nature took its course.


So, she got a headache?
Posted by LSUfaninArkansasland
Member since Sep 2023
106 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:14 pm to
Held a sick kid at home in my arms
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155568 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

What's the Manliest Thing You've Done Today?

I peed sitting down when I got up this morning.
Posted by Houstiger
Houston
Member since Aug 2007
474 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:30 pm to
Deleted my sniper safari photos.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136290 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:31 pm to
Took my wife shoe shopping. I sat in the car.
Posted by Peruviantiger
Member since Nov 2017
121 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:34 pm to
Lol, I am not strong in comprehension but the OP didn’t ask what my son, butler or wife should / could do, but rather what was the manliest thing I did. I don’t know maybe I missed it.

However, allow me to comment on your post.

1. I have no son at home so there’s that. If he was at home, you are correct, that would certainly have been his job.
2. I would never let my wife unload 750 lbs of feed, and if you would, then shame on you. I like my woman dainty and girly not strong as a ox and manly.
3. I didn’t want to disrupt my butler as he didn’t have the opportunity this morning as he was milking the cows, killing the pigs for making bacon, collecting the eggs for breakfast, and detailing his Ferrari before the rest of the family awakened, lol.
Posted by RedlandsTiger
Greenwell Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2008
3129 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:39 pm to
Walked/played 18 holes of golf at Gator Lakes GC.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19527 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:40 pm to
I tongue punched a fart box
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69155 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:41 pm to
Went to home depot and didn't ask anyone for help.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2467 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 3:43 pm to
I hit on a woman, I was going to ask her out, but she tensed up so much and stared straight at the cash register in the resturant, I felt like i disrupted her "chi"

It all steemed with a smile she gave me earlier.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
73372 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

Killed a possum with my shovel at 5:30 this morning. Little fricker was in my barn. Can't have that around the horses.



I learned something today.

quote:

Possums pose a risk to horses primarily by transmitting the protozoal parasite that causes Equine Protozoal Myeloencephalitis (EPM), a serious neurological disease. Horses can become infected by ingesting contaminated food or water containing opossum feces. Symptoms of EPM include lameness, head tilt, poor coordination, and muscle weakness. To prevent infection, horse owners should minimize opossum access to feed and water and secure food supplies
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
5547 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 5:43 pm to
Installed 7380 ft of post tension cable… well I supervised 7380 ft of post tension cable being installed… I did mark the slab though
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 5:47 pm to
Stay married and raise my children
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8628 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 5:50 pm to
Smacked a female coworker on the arse.
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7376 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 6:35 pm to
A string of little bitty shite tasks after work.

Replaced a license plate light on one car, replaced a dome light in another car, unloaded a half ton of feed bags off a truck trailer,, then loaded the truck with firewood I cut before sundown.

Kind of a busy fall day. shite has to get done. The world needs more toxic masculinity, or we'll all be like OP.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32766 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 7:26 pm to
Changed my truck battery.

Might have seen OP when I was buying the battery
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32655 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 7:28 pm to
Cleaned/snaked the drains in the bathroom sinks.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 7:28 pm to
Cropdusted the young folks while scratching my balls.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

Took my wife shoe shopping. I sat in the car.


Why women's shops don't sell beer for the husbands and boyfriends is beyond me.
Posted by CajunSuperJeff
US military
Member since Dec 2007
608 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

Why women's shops don't sell beer for the husbands and boyfriends is beyond me.

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