re: What's the Hottest steaming load of BS anyone ever told you?

Friend said he rushed for 300 yards against St. Amant.

Friends boss said he played for Miss. st. And hit a HR in Omaha...could never find his name on any roster.

Another friend said he had 3 one night stands end in anal...I doubt he has even banged 3 women.

"my trailer burned down"

"It's just my thumb, I promise."

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A guy told me that if you are in an elevator and the cables break, and that if the elevator is speeding on down, if you jump up at the moment of impact, you won't get injured.

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Nice! You are actually supposed to lie down so your entire body helps absorb the energy but I don't think I could make myself do that!

Stop Signs with white trim are optional

My supplement totally works when they're not talking about juice.

Used to work with an older guy who claimed that he got 3-5 (depended on the day) bachelor's degrees while spending 3 years in undergrad. He also had "enough PhD's to wallpaper the walls," but they were just credentials so they didn't really matter. I believe they just sat under his mother's bed, unframed. He was one of the richest people you ever met, but he drove a '93 Acura circa 2007 and only held the job where we co-worked to "cover his taxes" on his numerous investments and estate. He also was a college football DE for Miss State, though his name was conspicuously missing from every historical record I came across. He also claimed to teach political science classes at LSU on occasion, though I never saw his name listed there. When he was asking about one of my classes which required us to read 150 pages/week (the college wouldn't allow the professor to assign an entire book each week for a 2000-level class), he commented on how that was stupid and in his classes students were required to read "much more than a book a week."

Rumor has it that someone in the office found his resume one day. He had one bachelor's degree, one master's degree, and "work towards a PhD."

That guy was kind of a gold mine for BS stories. I'm pretty sure he claimed also that his parents were both physicians and heads of their departments and taking home under $20K/year. Not a typo. Twenty-thousand was the number he used.

Damn! Sounds like he wasn't BS'ing though!

everything ever on the OT.

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