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What's the grossest insult/comeback you've ever heard? (Language NSFW)
Posted on 10/29/18 at 6:57 pm
Posted on 10/29/18 at 6:57 pm
Got into a spat with my dad and i popped off and gave him the ol' millenial go to:
"Get the sand out of your vagina!!!"
boy did he come back with a haymaker:
"Boy, you're just puss on the end of a dog's dick!"
I died laughing.
"Get the sand out of your vagina!!!"
boy did he come back with a haymaker:
"Boy, you're just puss on the end of a dog's dick!"
I died laughing.
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Posted on 10/29/18 at 6:58 pm to finchmeister08
Some kid on Xbox Live called me a c*nt flea one time. I liked that one despite how gross it is.
Posted on 10/29/18 at 6:58 pm to finchmeister08
This is weak as frick.
Posted on 10/29/18 at 6:59 pm to McCaigBro69
quote:
c*nt flea
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:01 pm to finchmeister08
Had an English teacher in HS tell one dude in my class his daddy should have shot his load on the wall.
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:01 pm to finchmeister08
Both of y’all need to grow up
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:02 pm to OweO
Had a coach tell one of us players the best part of him ran down his momma's arse crack
This post was edited on 10/29/18 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:05 pm to ChandlerB03
An old pharmacist got frustrated one time talking to a young female pharmacist who was calling for a transfer.
He said if you don't shut up I'm going pull your pussy lips over your head.
He said if you don't shut up I'm going pull your pussy lips over your head.
This post was edited on 10/29/18 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:06 pm to finchmeister08
This thread sucks.
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:08 pm to finchmeister08
I heard 1 chick call another a “cum guzzling thunder count” Beer shot out my nose
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:11 pm to CoachChappy
Heard a guy refer to his ex wife as a cum dumpster.
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:21 pm to samson73103
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Heard a guy refer to his ex wife as a cum dumpster
You know her number?? For verification purposes of course!
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:31 pm to finchmeister08
"Twat face" was a recent rehash I hadnt heard used in a while.
Anything with "taint" tends to make me chuckle though
Anything with "taint" tends to make me chuckle though
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:33 pm to OweO
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daddy should have shot his load on the wall.P
Heard “daddy should have nutted on a stump and let the fire ants eat you
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:37 pm to finchmeister08
I was probably 12 or 13, hanging out at my buddy's house after school. His mom was yelling at him about not finishing his chores, so his response to her was "shut up and gargle dad's nutsack".
I was sent home after that.
I was sent home after that.
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:40 pm to finchmeister08
"When ________ was born, the doctor held him in one hand and the afterbirth in the other and said, 'Look, it's twins!'"
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:47 pm to finchmeister08
Not necessarily “gross” but the first time I heard this it was pretty unexpected.
Buddy’s wife: “Oh shut up. You suck!”
Buddy: “Oh yea? You swallow.”
Buddy’s wife: “Oh shut up. You suck!”
Buddy: “Oh yea? You swallow.”
Posted on 10/29/18 at 7:59 pm to ChandlerB03
quote:
Had a coach tell one of us players the best part of him ran down his momma's arse crack
I've seen Full Metal Jacket too
Posted on 10/29/18 at 8:02 pm to finchmeister08
This thread
Posted on 10/29/18 at 8:08 pm to VADawg
Just now realized that's where he got it
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