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re: What’s the funniest thing your kid has ever done

Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30427 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:46 pm to
So you have a black dildo named Tyrone that's 12 inches that your wife keeps in her stash?

Is that what I read?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75318 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:47 pm to
It involves this website. A Clemson fan was talking shite on the SEC Rant and page 987 he is meaning to say "grain of salt" but types "grade of slaw". I started laughing.

My 4yo demands to know what's so funny, so I said a person said "grade of slaw".

Without any context or backstory, he erupted in pure uncontrollable laughter and I was already laughing at it to begin with so I go further into hysterics...

We finally calm down, we're breathing deeply in recovery.... he looks over to me says " grade of slaw" and we break down into hysterics again.

I'll try to find the thread.


Eta found it- page 3 LINK
This post was edited on 2/18/20 at 6:06 pm
Posted by Brobocop
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2018
2117 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:47 pm to
What in the I secretly love dick is this.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:50 pm to
Daughter was taking a selfie right as our son kicked a soccer ball at her.

Great pic of it smashing her in the face.


That, and she cooked zucchini bread without adding the flour... then asked if she could add it after it baked.
Posted by Lago Gato
Member since Dec 2018
2040 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:51 pm to
If they’re my wife’s , it’s over for me
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

It was pretty funny to see that ornament sticking the headlight of his bike as he pulls up !


does your son and his friend know they've been touching something that was shoved up their friends' mom's pussy?
Posted by Lago Gato
Member since Dec 2018
2040 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:53 pm to
Dude , do you really think 15-16 yo think !
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
22000 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:10 pm to
Wife had driven over to my mom's house in a driving rain storm, our 3 yr old son in the back seat. She ran late & when mom asked the wife why she was so late, the 3 yr old yelled out : "the fricking train!" Mom almost wet her pants laffing so hard. Wife just sat frozen.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:12 pm to
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I’m wacking that 12 dildo


Aggies incoming.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:18 pm to
My 6 year old son and his friends running around the house re-enacting the Parkour scene from the Office.
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5120 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:28 pm to
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I’m wacking that 12 dildo


You are one sick man.
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3422 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:35 pm to
I read that twice and it is still incoherent.
Posted by Big Balls
Texas
Member since Nov 2014
846 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:43 pm to
Dammit people sometime to tell a story its a stream of thought and dont need to follow grammar standards on message boards just trying to get a point across.
This post was edited on 2/18/20 at 4:43 pm
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16178 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

Dammit people sometime to tell a story its a stream of thought and dont need to follow grammar standards on message boards just trying to get a point across.



How fitting.
Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10832 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:52 pm to
The funniest part of this story is that you must be 4’10” tall to have to use a broom to get the dildo off the skylight in you trailer with 7’ ceilings.
Posted by midlothianlsu
Midlothian, Texas
Member since Oct 2009
1836 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 5:51 pm to
We had company over, church friends. My 3 year old son comes walking into the living room with a Kotex pad on each hip. He announces “my got guns”.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 5:53 pm to
They were never born lol
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6942 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 5:54 pm to
English as a third language?
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
87980 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 5:58 pm to
When my son was 3 and just starting Pre-K, he once said to me:

“Dad, E stands for Elliott.”

“Good job, son. What else does E stand for?”

“I stand for the pledge of allegiance!”
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7172 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 6:27 pm to
When my oldest son was about three, he and I were walking in my aunt's pasture. He stepped in a divot created by a cow and tripped.

He says "who the hell put that fricking hole there." I died laughing.
This post was edited on 2/18/20 at 6:29 pm
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