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Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:47 pm to Lago Gato
It involves this website. A Clemson fan was talking shite on the SEC Rant and page 987 he is meaning to say "grain of salt" but types "grade of slaw". I started laughing.
My 4yo demands to know what's so funny, so I said a person said "grade of slaw".
Without any context or backstory, he erupted in pure uncontrollable laughter and I was already laughing at it to begin with so I go further into hysterics...
We finally calm down, we're breathing deeply in recovery.... he looks over to me says " grade of slaw" and we break down into hysterics again.
I'll try to find the thread.
Eta found it- page 3 LINK
My 4yo demands to know what's so funny, so I said a person said "grade of slaw".
Without any context or backstory, he erupted in pure uncontrollable laughter and I was already laughing at it to begin with so I go further into hysterics...
We finally calm down, we're breathing deeply in recovery.... he looks over to me says " grade of slaw" and we break down into hysterics again.
I'll try to find the thread.
Eta found it- page 3 LINK
This post was edited on 2/18/20 at 6:06 pm
Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:47 pm to Lago Gato
What in the I secretly love dick is this.
Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:50 pm to Lago Gato
Daughter was taking a selfie right as our son kicked a soccer ball at her.
Great pic of it smashing her in the face.
That, and she cooked zucchini bread without adding the flour... then asked if she could add it after it baked.
Great pic of it smashing her in the face.
That, and she cooked zucchini bread without adding the flour... then asked if she could add it after it baked.
Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:51 pm to Brobocop
If they’re my wife’s , it’s over for me
Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:52 pm to Lago Gato
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It was pretty funny to see that ornament sticking the headlight of his bike as he pulls up !
does your son and his friend know they've been touching something that was shoved up their friends' mom's pussy?
Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:53 pm to whoisnickdoobs
Dude , do you really think 15-16 yo think !
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:10 pm to Lago Gato
Wife had driven over to my mom's house in a driving rain storm, our 3 yr old son in the back seat. She ran late & when mom asked the wife why she was so late, the 3 yr old yelled out : "the fricking train!" Mom almost wet her pants laffing so hard. Wife just sat frozen.
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:12 pm to Lago Gato
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I’m wacking that 12 dildo
Aggies incoming.
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:18 pm to Lago Gato
My 6 year old son and his friends running around the house re-enacting the Parkour scene from the Office.
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:28 pm to Lago Gato
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I’m wacking that 12 dildo
You are one sick man.
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:35 pm to Lago Gato
I read that twice and it is still incoherent.
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:43 pm to Lago Gato
Dammit people sometime to tell a story its a stream of thought and dont need to follow grammar standards on message boards just trying to get a point across.
This post was edited on 2/18/20 at 4:43 pm
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:48 pm to Big Balls
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Dammit people sometime to tell a story its a stream of thought and dont need to follow grammar standards on message boards just trying to get a point across.
How fitting.
Posted on 2/18/20 at 4:52 pm to Lago Gato
The funniest part of this story is that you must be 4’10” tall to have to use a broom to get the dildo off the skylight in you trailer with 7’ ceilings.
Posted on 2/18/20 at 5:51 pm to Lago Gato
We had company over, church friends. My 3 year old son comes walking into the living room with a Kotex pad on each hip. He announces “my got guns”.
Posted on 2/18/20 at 5:54 pm to Lago Gato
English as a third language?
Posted on 2/18/20 at 5:58 pm to Lago Gato
When my son was 3 and just starting Pre-K, he once said to me:
“Dad, E stands for Elliott.”
“Good job, son. What else does E stand for?”
“I stand for the pledge of allegiance!”
“Dad, E stands for Elliott.”
“Good job, son. What else does E stand for?”
“I stand for the pledge of allegiance!”
Posted on 2/18/20 at 6:27 pm to Lago Gato
When my oldest son was about three, he and I were walking in my aunt's pasture. He stepped in a divot created by a cow and tripped.
He says "who the hell put that fricking hole there." I died laughing.
He says "who the hell put that fricking hole there." I died laughing.
This post was edited on 2/18/20 at 6:29 pm
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