re: What's the fattest thing you've seen someone do?

Witnessed a fat bitch shitting into a Hefty trash bag.

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Years ago on April Fool's, we ordered 4 pizzas for a fat family across the street (this was before the restaurants were verifying phone numbers). We sat on the porch and waiting for the food to arrive. The delivery man got there, the uncle answered the door and didn't have a clue of what was going on, neither did the other family members. About 30 seconds later, the mother tapped him on the shoulder and they ended up buying it anyway.

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You and your friends sound like a bunch of assholes.

Thats light weight stuff baw

This is how the fatties in Massachusetts do it...

Since going low carb, high fat, the answer is different. I do shite that would answer your question literally: e.g., my bulletproof coffee with a slab of butter, coconut oil and heavy whipping cream.

But the fat fat fattiest was a poor little chub tween hanging out by the vending machines by the showers, asking me for change for a dollar so she could get a mountain dew or seven.

Melting cheese on top of a ginger snap.

I ate 5 Big Macs and two large fries when they had $1 Big Macs at the McDonald's on Burbank and Lee. I probably consumed 20 Big Macs that month. Quitting basketball and Big Macs led to me going from 175-225 in a year.

Dude I used to work with would eat a bucket of fried chicken, dipping it into a bottle Mayo. And yes, a fatty.

Some of the orders from tb or bk I've made are laughable haha. Though I specifically order extra bc the ones by me typically always forget something