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re: what's the closest you've ever come to losing your genitals?
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:44 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:44 pm to theunknownknight
second page and no one mentioned 4+ hour erections on the peptides? 
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:45 pm to theunknownknight
Was a catcher and took a 75 mph foul tip to the nards. I honestly think the cup saved my ability to have children. I spent an entire weekend in bed. Worst I jury I've had.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:45 pm to theunknownknight
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what's the closest you've ever come to losing your genitals?
Posted on 4/17/17 at 9:32 pm to theunknownknight
Took a Roman candle shot at point-blank range to the crotch. It burned through my shirt and pants and scorched my briefs before finally ricocheting off to explode.
Two more inches to the right and I might as well have changed my name to Sue.
Two more inches to the right and I might as well have changed my name to Sue.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 9:57 pm to theunknownknight
Lost mine about 25 years ago when I got married.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:07 pm to theunknownknight
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what's the closest you've ever come to losing your genitals?
I usually learn my lessons the first time around.... Nicked my wiener with my zipper once when I was younger but that's it
Generally pretty careful with my penis... But then I thought everyone was tbh
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:20 pm to theunknownknight
As a young kid, wrenching on my bike, trying to make it look "cooler".
Should have tightened up those handlebars before taking that last jump doing my Evel Knievel impression.
Damn near lost my shootin' iron and the bullets.
Should have tightened up those handlebars before taking that last jump doing my Evel Knievel impression.
Damn near lost my shootin' iron and the bullets.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:23 pm to KG6
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Was a catcher
I have so many different stories about my nuts taking an abuse while playing ball in college it's stupid.
Got cleated in a freak accident during a collision at the plate. Literally broke my cup and sliced my nut sack. Had to have three stitches to close it up.
Having an excuse to bust a nut in a cup while looking at nudey mags for free a couple weeks later wasn't bad though
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:30 pm to baseballmind1212
Can I have your autograph?
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:33 pm to theunknownknight
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what's the closest you've ever come to losing your genitals?
I busted many a nut.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:34 pm to theunknownknight
Paintball right to the tip... Gotdamn that STUNG. Like my whole body was stinging.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:40 pm to Decisions
quote:it would just make you tougher
I might as well have changed my name to Sue
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:42 pm to udtiger
Posted on 4/17/17 at 10:53 pm to Decisions
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Took a Roman candle shot at point-blank range to the crotch.
Many years ago in my stupid younger days, 3 friends and I were driving slowly between the City Park lakes at night. I was throwing cherry bombs out the window into the lake when one hit the top of the door frame and sparks flew all over the place (I couldn't tell if the thing went outside or not). I did the smartest thing I'd ever done...opened the door, rolled out the car and watch the damn thing explode in my seat...the other three guys had their ears ringing for days and a big hole in my buddy's passenger seat.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:07 pm to stampman
I had my sack bit by a coon hound when I was 7 or 8 had to get stitches, it hurt really bad but I think I felt worse when I found out that my friends dad took his dog out and killed him.
This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 11:08 pm
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:38 pm to Ole Geauxt
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Can I have your autograph
Wouldn't be worth the paper it's written on.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:43 pm to baseballmind1212
believe me, I know.
Posted on 4/17/17 at 11:59 pm to theunknownknight
3 iron out of the trees. Missed my right nut by a twat hair on the ricochet.
Posted on 4/18/17 at 12:15 am to theunknownknight
One time I ordered a pumpkin spice latte.
Posted on 4/18/17 at 12:30 am to theunknownknight
Testicular torsion. Happened when I started wrestling in high school, didn't go to the doc for about 3 days despite the agonizing pain was told if I waited much longer I would have lost functionality and maybe more due to blood flow being inhibited.
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