re: what's the closest you've ever come to losing your genitals?

Wrecked a go cart and after my friends got to me and helped me up and checked me out one of them asked me if I was ok "down there" I said yeah, why, and looked down and saw my jorts were ripped in the crotch from stem to stern. I had to do a wellness check real quick. I was so scared I'd reach down and come up with a bloody hand and/or feel something missing but luckily, all was there and injury free.