re: what's the closest you've ever come to losing your genitals?

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like have you ever almost sliced off your member with a saw?

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you sound like you have interesting evenings

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I zipped my pecker up in my baseball pants one time. The unzip was tortorus.

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How did you get the beans above the frank?

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What happened to Nietzsche?

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Jews

Subtle big dick brag

I have been hit in the ball a few times, but I never came close to losing them..

When I was younger, it was during the summer playing with kids in the neighborhood.. Someone hit a ball into some bushes and someone jumped into them.. I think he thought the bushes were softer than they were.. All of a sudden he started screaming like a little girl.. Yell "Go get my momma! Go get my momma!".

His mom made everyone get away. He cut his dick and had to go to the hospital to get stitches. No one knew it was his dick until after his mom made everyone get away.

I was ironing a shirt in my boxers one day. And accidentally hit my junk with the iron. I turned into a 2 y/o child for a few seconds.

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what's the closest you've ever come to losing your genitals?

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"we've got a bleeder!"

I fell asleep after knee surgery without taking any pain meds. The nerve block wore off while I was sleeping so I woke up to excruciating pain.

When I squatted without a belt

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Are you.. Lance Armstrong?

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I had no idea what you were getting at then I saw "ball".