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Whats the best way to get out of Jury Duty?
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:13 pm
Every time I got summoned previously, I was using my parents address while living out of state for college. So I never had to go. First time as an adult being summoned.
Figured if I tell them something like "I believe I am pretty fair, but at times I have trouble suppressing my inner prejudiced thoughts" I should be sent home rather quickly
Figured if I tell them something like "I believe I am pretty fair, but at times I have trouble suppressing my inner prejudiced thoughts" I should be sent home rather quickly
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Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:13 pm to WaydownSouth
Show up wearing a MAGA hat
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:14 pm to WaydownSouth
Wear a hockey mask and keep loudly exclaiming “who’s frying bologna?”
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:15 pm to WaydownSouth
quote:Don't pay taxes, I've never been called
Whats the best way to get out of Jury Duty?
This post was edited on 4/21/24 at 9:16 pm
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:16 pm to WaydownSouth
Tell them you are a cop.
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:16 pm to WaydownSouth
don’t renew voter registration card, maybe
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:16 pm to WaydownSouth
I interned for a federal judge a long time ago. He didn't buy most excuses, but one that worked was some guy said that his god did not allow him to judge anybody. 
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:16 pm to WaydownSouth
I have never been able to get out of jury duty in Baton Rouge - first time I was summoned I was 9 months pregnant, and the second time I had paperwork to show I homeschool (teachers are able to get out of jury duty) but they said it didn’t count
So I sat there both times and didn’t even get on a jury
So I sat there both times and didn’t even get on a jury
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:17 pm to Damone
quote:This trick doesn't work anymore because everyone is doing it now.
Show up wearing a MAGA hat
Gotta step it up a level and dye your hair blue, grow a neck beard, and show up wearing a free p-stein shirt
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:18 pm to WaydownSouth
Just don’t go. Nothing will happen. You’ll be summoned again later.
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:18 pm to WaydownSouth
Doctor's excuse.
Don't register to vote.
Borrow a toddler or a baby and let them run wild or cry.
Don't register to vote.
Borrow a toddler or a baby and let them run wild or cry.
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:19 pm to WaydownSouth
I feel like I’m one of the few people that have always wanted to be called on for jury duty.
I had one time where I was called in but there ended up being some kind of system issue so they sent everyone home and we didn’t have to come back.
Feels like it would be a great experience
I had one time where I was called in but there ended up being some kind of system issue so they sent everyone home and we didn’t have to come back.
Feels like it would be a great experience
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:19 pm to WaydownSouth
dress like an executioner - mask and all, carry an axe for beheading and say you feel everyone is guilty until proven innocent.
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:19 pm to Red Stick Tigress
quote:Louisiana takes their names name from motor vehicles
Don't register to vote.
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:20 pm to WaydownSouth
Set yourself on fire outside of the trial.
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:21 pm to GreenRockTiger
scream guilty until proven innocent
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:21 pm to Thracken13
quote:
dress like an executioner - mask and all, carry an axe for beheading and say you feel everyone is guilty until proven innocent.
elite
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:22 pm to WaydownSouth
Say OJ is guilty…
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