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Posted on 3/22/19 at 3:50 pm to TDsngumbo
First year of college I had some things stolen by my roommate's "friend" who used to sleep on our couch all the time and hang out at our apartment between classes. Just so happened that as soon as everything went missing this dude quit showing up to hang out and crash at our place. He was ducking me. He often parked his car in our apartment complex so he could avoid getting a school parking pass but still walk easily to campus. After a couple weeks he got his courage up and parked there again so I went and sat on his hood and waited for him to come back from class. He turned the corner and saw me and turned around and didn't come back for hours. Somehow his POS caddy ended up on 4 flats. The next day he came banging on our apartment door to confront me about it. I beat the hell out of him. Never saw the dude again.
ETA: Man I still smile thinking about that. I've had plenty of stuff stolen before, and that was one time where I was able to finally make the thief pay.
ETA: Man I still smile thinking about that. I've had plenty of stuff stolen before, and that was one time where I was able to finally make the thief pay.
This post was edited on 3/22/19 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 3/22/19 at 5:43 pm to mikelbr
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A snotty bitch from Houston made fun of me for cumming too quickly my freshman year at LSU. I played it off and still went visit her in Herget dorm and had the sex with her again. Oddly enough, I lasted a solid 6-7 minutes this time and she was all cuddly and shite afterwards. But still I had a mission. So, When she went down the hall to the bathroom later on, I peed in her contact lens solution.
As the designater of the Honeybadger nickname for TM7, you have a reputation to uphold as you have set the standard high for yourself. We'll allow you to delete this and we'll act like it never appeared on this forum.
you may commence deletion.
Posted on 3/23/19 at 8:31 pm to Zendog
quote:When I read your story about beaning a guy with a 92 mph fastball, I thought, "Yeah, right. If you could throw 92, you'd have played pro ball", and downvoted you.
PS to that story is I got traded to that very same team the next year and he became my teammate
Apparently you have, sorry for the downvote.
Posted on 3/23/19 at 9:05 pm to TDsngumbo
One rainy day during my college yeats I came home from class to find my girlfriend at the time fricking some guy in my bed. I calmly grabbed their clothes and threw them in the parking lot then proceeded to the kitchen to fix lunch.
A few weeks later I see the girls parents in the store and they make a comment about me not coming around anymore and I tell them that's because I don't frick with whores.
A few weeks later I see the girls parents in the store and they make a comment about me not coming around anymore and I tell them that's because I don't frick with whores.
Posted on 3/23/19 at 9:35 pm to Centinel
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January 9, 2012
You sonuvabitch...
Posted on 3/23/19 at 9:52 pm to mofungoo
Do all of your revenge stories involve a goddamn valve stem removal tool
Posted on 3/23/19 at 9:57 pm to YeahYeah
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I tell them that's because I don't frick with whores.
And what they say??
Posted on 3/23/19 at 11:47 pm to AUTimbo
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I cordially informed the local po-po,
Frick with the bull, you get the horns son :)
To me, this sounds more like...
Frick with the bull, pussy bull needs rancher to handle his business
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:39 am to TDsngumbo
Revenge is the dumbest shite.
Justice done properly is honorable, but ruining someones life to make you feel better is as trashy as you can get.
Forgive and move on.
Having said that though, the best revenge was me fricking my brothers first love after he stole the love of my life.
I tore her arse up and she cried afterwards with mascara running fown her face because she felt guilty. She loved my brother so much.
God i tore her arse up. She knew there was more to that fricking than she ever experienced.
Told my brother years later and said tell Sunny i said hello.
Justice done properly is honorable, but ruining someones life to make you feel better is as trashy as you can get.
Forgive and move on.
Having said that though, the best revenge was me fricking my brothers first love after he stole the love of my life.
I tore her arse up and she cried afterwards with mascara running fown her face because she felt guilty. She loved my brother so much.
God i tore her arse up. She knew there was more to that fricking than she ever experienced.
Told my brother years later and said tell Sunny i said hello.
This post was edited on 3/24/19 at 2:47 am
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:01 am to TDsngumbo
When we got to 7th grade and moved to junior high, little chubby 1200 wasn’t good enough for my steady “girlfriend” from 4-6 grades. She broke up with me and started dating some 9th grader. Not only that, but she acts to good for all of our group(her former friends), won’t talk to us, and acts like we have the plague. Fast forward to high school a few years later and little chubby 1200 has grown up. One night former elementary sweetheart now wants her some of 1200 again, but oh hell no after leading her own with some rubbing and stuff, I walk away and say it ain’t happening now or never and leave her there crying. Walking away I envisioned my current self high-fiveing my 12 year old chubby self. It felt great.
This post was edited on 3/24/19 at 9:28 am
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