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What's the Best Drinking Toast You've Ever Heard

Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:08 pm
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:08 pm
Two ones I really like

May we get what we want, but never what we deserve

Here's to the floor who will hold you when nobody else will
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137036 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:09 pm to
"Hey, you didn't pay for that!!"
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19245 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:10 pm to
"To our wives and our boyfriends, and that they never meet."
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49108 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:12 pm to
"...to cowardice!"
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85497 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:12 pm to
Milktoast
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
24973 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:13 pm to
"Lets blackout."
Posted by EddieHewitt
LOUISIANA
Member since Oct 2013
1392 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:15 pm to
"Here's to you and here's to me in hopes we never disagree...if we do then frick you here's to me!"
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6541 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:21 pm to
Being single
Seeing double
Sleeping triple
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
49788 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:25 pm to
"R.T. I lost my virginity to your daughter for crying out loud! Rob, you were there."
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:29 pm to
To honor:

Get on her. Stay on her. And if you can't come in her come on her!
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36691 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:37 pm to
Not best but a good one:

Here's to a thousand tomorrows but only one tonight
Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
15250 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:38 pm to
love that part
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:39 pm to
"drinks on me"
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22789 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:41 pm to
Over the gums
through the liver
come on alcohol
make me quiver
Posted by CajunSuperJeff
US military
Member since Dec 2007
592 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:44 pm to
here's to swimming with bowlegged women. LINK
Posted by tccdc
Washington, DC
Member since Sep 2007
3815 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:51 pm to
cliche I know...but I always love the irish toast that I hear the most (back to Ireland in Feb )

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:52 pm to
I have never drank toast
Posted by ElysianArmsAlum
Maryland
Member since Dec 2006
964 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:53 pm to
"Here's to the great bald eagle.... my favorite
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19170 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:55 pm to
Here's to those who sit when they pee.
We love them in leather, we love them in lace.
But we love them most when they sit on our face.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:57 pm to
To my best friend who didn't lose his virginity until he was twenty-three...Roll Tide
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