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What's post divorce sex life like?

Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:16 pm
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
18010 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:16 pm
Divorce baws, where do you pick up your sloots?
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:18 pm to
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What's post divorce sex life like?


Imagine, if you will, you're crawling through the desert and all of a sudden you come across an oasis full of pussy.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:21 pm to
It's like when you finally get to piss after holding it in for a few years.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
83543 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:22 pm to
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Imagine, if you will, you're crawling through the desert and all of a sudden you come across an oasis full of pussy.


that was the experience of a good friend of mine

the pussy was on him like mosquitoes on a summer evening
This post was edited on 5/14/17 at 12:24 pm
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
7313 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:24 pm to
At first I pulled some online stank, but after that I started going to stores and striking up conversations.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:25 pm to
Will let you know when my wife leaves me
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216684 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:27 pm to
I had sex with my ex about three years after we split.... great sex.... then I walked out and said the support check will be here in a week.... but at that time I was also banging a chick 8 years older than me who was a widow and she was like can't get enough...... 4-5 times a day........
Posted by Farkwad
Byzantium
Member since Sep 2010
2669 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:32 pm to
Apparently after reading the OT the last few days, yolu should go for the maried womenz.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10071 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

I had sex with my ex about three years after we split.... great sex.... then I walked out and said the support check will be here in a week.... but at that time I was also banging a chick 8 years older than me who was a widow and she was like can't get enough...... 4-5 times a day........




No one believes you actually pay your child support.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22021 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:35 pm to
Drought. Pussy is evil. Stay away. It will cost you another house and 10 more years of having to work. Jerk Off 5 times a day instead. Thank be later!
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:37 pm to
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8 years older than me
quote:

dukke v
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:38 pm to
Lots of strange. And exciting new positions. And some fricked up experiences too.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
37025 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:38 pm to
Makes you wonder why get married to begin with.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15770 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Jerk Off 5 times a day instead.

Never ever as good as IRL jizzing on her face.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70470 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:39 pm to
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8 years older than me
quote:
dukke v





Is it pissible for a women to have sex in her triple digits?
This post was edited on 5/14/17 at 12:40 pm
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15770 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:44 pm to
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Is it pissible for a women to have sex in her triple digits?

Watersports doesn't do shite for me. Never understood that fetish.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92346 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

but at that time I was also banging a chick 8 years older than me who was a widow and she was like can't get enough
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216684 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:49 pm to
I was 34 at the time.....
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92346 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:50 pm to
Oh.

You didn't tell us this was 40 years ago.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 1:00 pm to
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