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What's More Maddening? Piss on the Toilet Seat? Or not Flushing?

Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:29 pm
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:29 pm
It blows my mind that grown men can't do either. They both take about the same amount of time to accomplish. But if I had to pick I'd say piss on the toilet seat because the guy is too fricking lazy to lift it up and you're potentially letting another person sit in your piss.

You could say this pisses me off.
Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
79651 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:30 pm to
I'm amazed every day at work, at the HQ of a fortune 500ish company, that people somehow figure out a way to get the self flushing toilets to not flush their shite. It's fricking disgusting.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
30086 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:33 pm to
Toilet rules

1. HATE people that piss on toilets. Filthy human animals.

2. Don't care if woman in house, I don't abide the "put the lid back down" rule. However, if I'm around women that insist. Then I put them BOTH down, so they have to lift one UP to sit down. This accomplishes making them not be lazy, AND keeps them from falling in when they're too lazy to look.

\m/
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:33 pm to
With kids you get to deal with both on a daily basis.
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
6573 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:33 pm to
Not flushing is far ahead of anything else IMO. There is nothing worse than walking into a stall and seeing someone elses shite.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:34 pm to
both
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:35 pm to
Women don't even put the lid down so I don't care about putting the seat down.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:35 pm to
Women are the worst at this. They hover because they don't want their precious asses to touch the toilet seat, but then they get piss on the seat. Ugh.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59323 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:35 pm to
Both are maddening. A month ago at work (full of all grown professionals) we had to put a sign in each of the stalls saying "ladies please be sure to flush the toilet prior to exiting the stall" because it was such an issue.

We also at one point had to put up signs asking people to wash their hands after using the restroom.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
30086 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Women don't even put the lid down so I don't care about putting the seat down.



Exactly. Why is it the man's responsibility to remember for someone else's pissing habits to keep them from falling in?? Nonsense, I say!
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45198 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:36 pm to
Pissing the toilet seat is a rotten no-good son of a bitch.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52585 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Piss on the Toilet Seat?
my oldest boss (72 years old) does it every time he goes to restroom. It's obvious who does it since we only have 3 others in the office. At least clean the shite up
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45198 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Not flushing is far ahead of anything else IMO. There is nothing worse than walking into a stall and seeing someone elses shite.
Not pleasant but I'd rather a clean seat and have to flush first than deal with a piss-riddled seat.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:39 pm to
leaving shite nuggets in the toiled after flushing.
How fricking hard is it to check to make sure it all goes down?
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

"ladies please be sure to flush the toilet prior to exiting the stall"


I've been working office jobs for the last 7 years and it has amazed me how terrible women are at using the restroom.

- Pee on the seats

- Management having to send out multiple memos concerning flushing feminine products down the toilet and clogging the system

- Not flushing toilets

ETA: I've also never understood how women "fall into the toilet".

Do they not look behind them before they sit?
This post was edited on 3/10/16 at 12:41 pm
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
6573 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Not pleasant but I'd rather a clean seat and have to flush first than deal with a piss-riddled seat.




I carry baby wipes and clorox wipes in the truck since I travel so much so when if it does come down to a public restroom I stick a couple of clorox wipes and baby wipes in each pocket on the way in to wipe the seat down. May be a little over board but at least I know the seat is somewhat sanitized and I don't have to use the cheapest toilet paper known to man.
Posted by Buck Dancer
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
4867 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:41 pm to
My office full of nasty women always go into the men's bathroom, take a shite and then leave the door closed with the vent off.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11363 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

What's More Maddening? Piss on the Toilet Seat? Or not Flushing?


Violators of both need to die from dick cancer.
Posted by lwlsu96
Member since Oct 2011
5404 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:50 pm to
I've never understood why people do either of these things. It's one thing to get a little on the seat, but at least have the decency to clean it up. And the not flushing thing doesn't bother me unless there is shite in the toilet.
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:56 pm to
Both keep me taking a shite instantly. For some reason though I would rather clean piss than flush a turd.

Also I read the posts about kids peeing on the seat. I used to do that a lot as a kid, but quickly changed my tune the day my dad made me sit in my own urine when I had not wiped the seat.
This post was edited on 3/10/16 at 1:00 pm
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