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re: What's More Maddening? Piss on the Toilet Seat? Or not Flushing?

Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 12:57 pm to
The worst is the people who apparently don't know where their a-hole is a leave a shite smudge on the back rim of the seat
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38233 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:07 pm to
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The worst is the people who apparently don't know where their a-hole is a leave a shite smudge on the back rim of the seat



I'd identify that nasty fricker and make him/her shite in a portolet.

I'd say pissing on the seat is more offensive than not flushing. I can use my foot to flush the crapper, but I have to get wayyy to close to wipe off a seat.
Or go find another crapper all together.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:21 pm to
My argument is both things take about half a second to complete. It's not fricking rocket science either. Poor bathroom etiquette is not only immoral, it's one of the most disgusting things I have to deal with on a daily basis.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:21 pm to
Once walked into a stall, toilet had a big turd floating. Something was absent though. Toilet paper!
Posted by Redbone
between St. Amant and Port Vincent
Member since Sep 2012
20738 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:33 pm to
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Piss on the Toilet Seat? Or not Flushing?

I do both.
Posted by torrey225
Member since Mar 2015
1437 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

2. Don't care if woman in house, I don't abide the "put the lid back down" rule. However, if I'm around women that insist. Then I put them BOTH down, so they have to lift one UP to sit down. This accomplishes making them not be lazy, AND keeps them from falling in when they're too lazy to look.


I prefer the lid down. No spray when toilet is flushed.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30617 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 1:49 pm to
I always put both the seat and lid down.

Who the hell wants to walk into a bathroom and look right into a shite bowl. Plus, you never have to worry about accidentally dropping something in
Posted by ThrobJohnson69
Member since Feb 2016
86 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 2:25 pm to
A fatass turned musclehead at work has explosive protein shits that spray all over the bottom of the seat and doesn't clean it. Proceeds to give everyone unwanted workout advice as well.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 2:26 pm to
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A fatass turned musclehead at work has explosive protein shits that spray all over the bottom of the seat and doesn't clean it. Proceeds to give everyone unwanted workout advice as well.


Does he use the word bro?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85538 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 2:28 pm to
Poo in the toilet is pretty easy to deal with. Piss on the seat though isn't.
Posted by ThrobJohnson69
Member since Feb 2016
86 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 2:30 pm to
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Does he use the word bro?

He prefers to use "brah" and "padnah".
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66522 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 2:30 pm to
Takes practice to slowly move away
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 2:34 pm to
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The worst is the people who apparently don't know where their a-hole is a leave a shite smudge on the back rim of the seat


I'll never forget, back in 91 drivin a limo at O'hare taxi "D" lot....had to go....opened the door, only to see that someone had hovered over the toilet, had the shits and missed!!!!

those were the days...
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48180 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 2:47 pm to
we should do like the middle east and hire some indian or pakistani to stay in the bathroom all day and clean up the shite and piss for $3 a day.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2520 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 2:59 pm to
It depends if you sit in the piss on the seat. Both are disgusting though. I go with piss on the seat
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 3:04 pm to
I have my own bathroom at work and I keep it spotless but anytime we have visitors they make a bee line to my bathroom and invariably mess it up. I have to clean it almost everytime somebody else uses it
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
10064 posts
Posted on 3/10/16 at 3:09 pm to
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Once walked into a stall, toilet had a big turd floating. Something was absent though. Toilet paper


The infamous WALKOFF.
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