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Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
15953 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:07 pm to
My wife was speeding and had an officer pull up behind her on the bypass around town. It was raining hard and she didn't want to pull off on the side the highway in the rain because she didn't want the officer to be any danger. She slows down, puts on her blinkers, drives a half mile or so the next exit, and pulls into a parking lot next to a bank. The officer comes flying out of the car, yelling at her, and kicks shut the door she had partially opened. She tried to explain herself but he tells her he decides when she stops, not her. He goes back to his car to write the ticket. She calls me up crying. My office is a couple doors down, so I drive over to make sure she's okay. Officer sees me walking to her car, puts his hand on his holster and tells me to leave now. I say he's scaring my wife. He tells me to go to the other side of the bank now or I'm getting arrested. I drive over to the other side of the bank, wait for him to leave, and go back to check on my wife. We go out to lunch and try to decompress what happened.

Two weeks later, we call to pay the ticket and they have no record of it.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
295934 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:10 pm to
Lived in a rural cabin in S.C. Alaska.

Oil heater experienced major issues, we used more electricity which caused the bill to rise. Somehow, cops got that info and thought we had a grow operation going on. They came in the cabin at 2a on a bogus 911 call. We had no landline there, no one called 911, they were lying.

They searched the cabin for the "caller" and left disappointed.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54866 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:21 pm to
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if you don't think small town cops go after people simply because of their name, then you are an idiot.
This also works in reverse like I talked about earlier. My brother got pulled over driving drunk with a minor in the car. Cops called my parents to pick him up. Mom was pissed and said no he needs to learn a lesson. Cops still never even as much as ticketed him. Just called around until they found someone to pick him up and drive his truck. True story.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29858 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:25 pm to
Incident 1: I got pulled over by a state trooper when I was 16 or 17. She actually gave me a ticket for 58 in a 55. I kept a copy of the ticket for years because no one believed me. She asked where I was going and I said my grandparent's house. She asked for the number and had dispatch call them to tell them I was going to be late because "I had a run-in with the police". By the time I got there, my grandfather was dressed and ready to come bail me out of jail.

No idea what set her off. She was traveling in the opposite direction of me and I was in the middle of a line of three cars. She tried to pull over all three cars. The car ahead of me took off while I, and the car behind me, pulled over. She let the third car go and just asked for my info and gave me a ticket.

Incident 2: Was traveling along I-40 in North Carolina and got pulled over in a construction area. It was at night with a bunch of flashing construction lights. I couldn't see the trooper behind me with all the lights and looked around to see where he was. He pulled his gun on me and asked me if I wanted to get shot. I immediately told him "No, sir!". I got out of the ticket because the assistant district attorney had sat beside me in criminal law class.
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17230 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:26 pm to
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No idea what set her off.
The badge and gun, and that low pay but good bennies did.
Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
2778 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:28 pm to
So mom thought having a dwi on his record for the rest of his life, paying close to 10k is “a good lesson”? What a dumb bitch
Posted by Old Man and a Porch
Member since Dec 2023
703 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:30 pm to
I got pulled over in Brookhaven, Mississippi by a state trooper for speeding. I took my seat belt off before he walked up so I could reach in my glove box to get my insurance and registration. I got 2 tickets one for speeding and one for a seat belt. I explained to him I had it on and why I took it off but he didn’t care. . I paid the speeding and told the courts I wanted to go to court on my seat belt. A week before my court date the judge’s chambers called me and dropped the seat belt ticket.
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
10882 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:30 pm to
Was drunk downtown. Police stopped me and asked for my ID and I asked why. The wouldn't say, we argued, they sent me to jail for resisting. Report said they were looking for someone who looked like me.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54866 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:35 pm to
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 What a dumb bitch
so you actually know her? Because this is way more accurate than you realize.

But my brother is also currently on probation 20 years later so....

My family is an all around hot mess. I am refraining from telling the stories of the ones that are the cops.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72132 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:37 pm to
It was 1986 and I the back seat of a 1984 Ford Crown Vic with a girl lamed Leanne. It was her parents car. We were parked out behind the bank. We were interrupted by a mag light flashlight tapping on the window. I got my revenge though because right after tapping on the window he turned on the flashlight right on my bare pasty white arse which I’m sure reflected the light right back in his eyes.
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
4585 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:38 pm to
Worst

Two lane road, raised so that it's appx 4ft ditch on either side and it's a day after a trop storm rolled through, so wet/soft ground. Heading to a buddy's house 8ish. I look up and see an ambulance catching up and I'm last in a line of about 5 cars. There's no where to go so we all go for the turn lane of a upcoming neighborhood. All the cars in front of me take up that space so I floor it to get to the next neighborhood ...and the ambulance catches up to me and has to tap his brakes...I pull into the next turn in and there was a cop behind the ambulance. He stopped and wrote me a ticket for failing to yield to an emergency vehicle and mentioned "I might be the only officer that would write this ticket, but I think it's important" as part of the 5min lecture. I have always thought of that officer as a j/a. There was literally no where to go that wasnt going to require a wrecker to pull my car out
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30257 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:39 pm to
My buddy always tells this story about me, he says you wouldn't believe it unless you were in the front seat with me.

So about 10 years ago I was pulled over in my small little home town. Me and my buddy went to lunch at little local mexican spot and on the way back to work I was sitting at an intersection that ran on traffic lights.

Im trying to turn left at the intersection (there is no turning lane) with my blinker light on. There was a cop that was either playing on his phone, or looking at his computer, or idk what, but I could clearly see he wasn't looking at the road/light. He was just sitting there across from me so I'm waiting on him to drive forward so I can take my left hand turn, but after nearly 15 seconds, I just say frick, I'm going to make the turn.

As soon as I did, he looks up and immediately puts his lights on. So I stop and pull over and he comes up to my window acting like I'm a dumbass that doesn't know traffic laws and that I have to yield in that case and that we are right next to the police station and we should go over and talk to the chief of police about it and blah blah blah.

Well i let him finish his lecture and then I say.. you know what.. that's a great idea, lets go talk to the Chief and I'll let him know you were playing on your phone and were sitting at a green light for nearly 15 seconds not looking at the road and that's exactly why I turned left at the green light.

Ole baw leaves for just a minute or so back to his car and then comes back up to my window and just tells me "have a nice day"

Now you hear it from my friend and he'll tell you I let that cop have it and talked bad to that man, but i don't really remember being that rude, just more irritated that I had to stop because this dumb arse cop was parked at a green light

Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
2778 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 1:39 pm to
I don’t know your mom, but if she’s willing to go to that extreme for her son, then I would challenge her thought process
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
34099 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 2:08 pm to
During college I was outside on the patio of a bar talking to a friend. Suddenly 2 bouncers rush out, put me in a headlock, and drag me out to a waiting cop. Cop then grabs me and pins me down chest/face first on the trunk of his car, cuffs me, while yelling "You thought you could get away with doing stupid shite, didn't you!?" I have no idea what the cop is talking about and tell him as much. Doesn't matter. He shoves me in the back of his car. I'm in the back of the car for over 10 minutes, confused and scared because I had no clue what I had supposedly done.

After filling out a report, the cop gets in to the car and starts asking me questions. I again tell him I have no idea why he arrested me. He tells me the bar owner saw me take a neon light beer sign off the wall outside and throw it over the fence, almost hitting someone, and that they have me on video. I tell the cop it wasn't me and that I would like to see the video. He says "no'", issues me a summons for a court appearance, and tells me I cannot return the bar.

As it turns out, it was a guy near where I was standing who did it. I never saw it. When the bouncers rushed in that guy had left and I was standing in the area of the, now, missing sign. So they grabbed me. Ultimately, I learned I knew the guy who did it and called him on the phone the next day, telling him he better fix this shite because I wasn't taking the fall for him. His mother worked in the court system and ultimately got the charges dismissed. Bouncers are douchebags, but a cop slamming me down for THAT (even if I had did it) was ridiculous.

The sliver lining to the story is that a really hot girl I was friends with happened to see me while I was cuffed in the back of the cop car. When I was released, I saw I had a few missed calls from her (this was the time when texting on cell phones wasn't a feature) wanting to know what happened. I called her back and told her. She asked me to come back to the bar. When I told her I couldn't (for fear of getting arrested again), she said "That sucks. I'll just come over to your apartment." She did, and within about 2 minutes of her arrival she had taken her shirt and bra off, and forced me into the bed.

Had I not been detained by the cop she would not have seen me in the car and that interaction likely would not have happened. But I can only assume her seeing me, cuffed, in the back of a cop car piqued her interest and turned a shitty situation into a really good night.
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
3153 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 2:10 pm to
Early 90's driving home from LSU for the weekend and got pulled over because my car matched the description of a bank robber that just hit up a bank in Zachary. Cops come up to my car with guns drawn and drug me out of the car and threw my arse on the road. I'm face down looking down the road and I see a truck pulling up... my Dad They all laughed it off, but I wasn't too amused at the time.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13283 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 2:15 pm to
I have had several but the worst was in Athens, Georgia. I had a crew of 10 men installing a traffic signal in a multi lane intersection. Had authorization from state and county DOT which required the ACC Police Department authorization, which we had. We did not set up barricades ourselves due to risk exposure but instead paid a nationally recognized company which does road closures worldwide.

I pull up to the intersection and my whole crew is sitting on the curd with an ACC cop reading them the riot act. I thought they had done something seriously wrong and asked them what was up. The cop initially told me to leave the area, he was investigating a crime. I asked him what crime and he told me it was none of my business. I told him it might be since he had stopped about $600 an hour of labor for some reason. He was PISSED off....finally realized that I owned the company and started in on me about shutting the road down. I explained to him that we did not simply shut the road down, that we had authorization to work in the work zone established by another contractor. He was having none of this. I asked him to contact his supervisor as he was aware of our having authorization to work there. He was having none of that. What he wanted was for us to remove the barricade and stop work. I told him we would gladly do so but my contract had a clause in it which entitled me to $7500 a day for any work stoppage initiated by the state or county without 24 hours notice and it also allowed us to return to work on our schedule, at $7500 a day. The crazy bastard actually gave me verbal authorization to proceed. I should have done it but we did a LOT of similar work in the surrounding area and maintaining customer relations was more important than pocketing $20K over this stupid bastards ego. I called the county DOT and they contacted the police department. His supervisor came on the scene and explained that we had to remove the barricade and stop work. I asked if he was authorizing our doing so at $7500 a day, and this crazy son of a bitch also gave me a verbal OK. I called the DOT again and they had their project manager show up. He and the cops got into it and they started in with the arrest threats, to which I of course replied "if you take us to jail who is going to get all this shite out of the street"? That really set both of them into a rage. The chief of police finally showed up and asked nary a question...told them to leave the scene and asked if I intended to collect on their interfering with our work. I told him only if they paid out of pocket, I would not put it on the department or the taxpayer. He laughed, said neither one of them had enough money to make a dent in it, and left.

They left us alone on that project BUT the initial cop did frick with us constantly for a couple of years until he was finally fired. Not for fricking with us, for some other reason. From time to time we would hire a cop to do traffic control and I offered to hire him exclusively, thinking it might heal his hurt feelings. He agreed but would never show up on time, Most of the cops we worked with hated him. I have no idea what became of him but I would bet he went to work as a cop somewhere else.
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
2999 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

worst police interaction


Getting a DUI when I was a young dumbass college student 4 days before Christmas.
Let’s just say the timing wasn’t all that great, and things were more than a tense around the Smartass household that Christmas season.


Posted by Sayre
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Nov 2011
5754 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 2:25 pm to
Had a number of them. Worst was July 2023 when I got stopped by a Montana state trooper about 100 miles east of Billings just outside Forsythe on 90 eastbound for driving in the left lane , even though I'd just passed another car.

Idiot pos insisted I was transporting dope of some kind. A local sheriff cop pulled up with a dog. Told him there was nothing but weed in the car. He goes, "my dog doesn't hit on weed".

The dog sniffs and hits. They tear the car apart looking for something. Didn't find a damn thing. State boy gets a camera on a cord and proceeds to cut the carpet and seats on my 3 month old car so he could stick the camera in.

Didn't find a fricking thing

Scumbags, like most cops.

Had two in Clinton at different times write false police reports because they were friends with the people that hit me.

Had the piece of shite that was the chief of police in Central, but who was a EBR sheriff lieutenant in 94, threaten to cuff me, beat me, and throw me in a ditch in Pride because he found a credit card that didn't belong to my passenger in my passengers wallet.

I'm sure I can think of some more.

FTP
This post was edited on 9/10/24 at 2:27 pm
Posted by OKBoomerSooner
Member since Dec 2019
4900 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 2:29 pm to
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I had a cop tie me to a bed and frick my brains out. Turns out the cop was my wife (no pics) and we were role playing but she committed to the part and had me confessing to crimes that hadn't even been committed yet.

And that was your WORST interaction?
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2177 posts
Posted on 9/10/24 at 2:41 pm to
17 years old.

After riding around in the woods with this girl and doing other things was driving back home through this small town talking BFE kinda town.

The cop whom I was later told by others was known as Rambo pulled me over because I was swerving. I had not been drinking or doing any other stuff.

The cop had me do field sobriety and when I passed all those, he said I looked like I was “checking out his town” . So he searches my vehicle.

He searched it in a way I have never seen before. After going through the inside, talking every floor mat was taken out. Any thing he could take loose with a screw driver was opened. The engine was looked at for like 20 minutes.he crawled under the car and looked for another 20 minutes. He put some kinda rod in my gas tank and checked that.

Finally after not having anything on me he starts going crazy yelling at me about the time of night it is and why I was out there.

He let me go after 3 hours. The dumbest cop I have ever encountered.
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