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re: Whatever happened to your first piece of arse?
Posted on 4/11/16 at 1:53 pm to Broccoli Slaw
Posted on 4/11/16 at 1:53 pm to Broccoli Slaw
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She used to live in my apartment complex in college. Kind of a slut but super attractive. She was also fundamentally broken. She said a lot of weird stuff during sex, talk about throw your game off for a first timer. Fast forward 5 years and she is walking down Florida Blvd by the bus station dressed like a tweeker sporting a fairly large neck tattoo. I wasn't shocked but it was a little surprising, the spiral is real and scary.
what did she say man??? I mean your post count suggests you're a lurker but Goddamn! You know better!
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 1:55 pm to Pecker
Made a decent living as a porn star for a short period of time.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:03 pm to Pecker
She killed herself two years ago.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:03 pm to Pecker
Not joking. She now weighs well over 300 lbs. Lives in a trailer in Lake Charles with her husband and 3 of the ugliest children I've ever seen.
This post was edited on 4/11/16 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:19 pm to Pecker
First piece was a fine little rodeo queen I dated in high school. Dated for a year and then split up on bad terms. We were both young and crazy. We got back together for a one time fling about a year after the fact, and haven't spoken since.
Think she's doing pretty well for herself, went to some kind of hair studio apprenticeship thing and has her own salon now and does a good job from what I can tell.
She cuts my wifes hair from time to time. I'm scared to know what those two talk about.
Think she's doing pretty well for herself, went to some kind of hair studio apprenticeship thing and has her own salon now and does a good job from what I can tell.
She cuts my wifes hair from time to time. I'm scared to know what those two talk about.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:28 pm to Pecker
First piece of arse:
DVM from LSU and now lives in the Caribbean.
She took care of herself, no kids.
I've a standing invitation to join her there.
DVM from LSU and now lives in the Caribbean.
She took care of herself, no kids.
I've a standing invitation to join her there.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:31 pm to Pecker
My first piece finished high school, got married, then decided she was built to eat pussy. So she became a lesbian.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:32 pm to Pecker
I'll let you know when I finally get one.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:33 pm to Pecker
She was an athlete, but then got fat and married a Meximerican 
This post was edited on 4/11/16 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:34 pm to HempHead
She's a lesbian now that works at a strip club as a shot girl last I heard
Ran into her the other week and she's still fine as frick but that bull dyke she runs with....yeeesh
Ran into her the other week and she's still fine as frick but that bull dyke she runs with....yeeesh
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:34 pm to Pecker
Interesting stories here. Thinking back, my first time occurred 29 years ago.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:36 pm to Walt OReilly
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:39 pm to Bill Dauterive
quote:Lenore
Not joking. She now weighs well over 300 lbs. Lives in a trailer in Lake Charles with her husband and 3 of the ugliest children I've ever seen.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:40 pm to Tigeralum2008
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what did she say man??? I mean your post count suggests you're a lurker but Goddamn! You know better!
I didn't even get out my car. I was at a gas station and she just walked by. There wasn't a real "in" for conversation, plus she was walking with this other scary chick. I know I chickened out but some people don't need to tell you their story, sometimes it's written all over them, you know?
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:43 pm to Broccoli Slaw
I think he wants to know what kinds of weird shite she said during sex
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:43 pm to Broccoli Slaw
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Broccoli Slaw
He meant what weird stuff did she say during the sex.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:46 pm to Azranod
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He meant what weird stuff did she say during the sex.
was banging a brawd once that would scream "stab me daddy, stab me!"
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:47 pm to Tigeralum2008
Pretty sure she manages a Baskin Robbins..
Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:56 pm to Pecker
Dude she dated after me knocked her up with twins. Glad they weren't mine. lol.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:21 pm to GRIZZ
Mine has married three times. First one was months, second was for 30 years. She just got married again a few years back.
Her and 2 moved to the MS gulf coast. Their house got wrecked by Katrina. They were displaced to the Tallahassee area. She is still there with 3.
She was about 105 lbs then and the loudest screamer I ever did. She is about 140 now with short hair. I saw some pics from the last wedding. His daughter obviously hates her.
She was a Lee high and LSU grad, working at the Clerks of courts office when I met her.
Her and 2 moved to the MS gulf coast. Their house got wrecked by Katrina. They were displaced to the Tallahassee area. She is still there with 3.
She was about 105 lbs then and the loudest screamer I ever did. She is about 140 now with short hair. I saw some pics from the last wedding. His daughter obviously hates her.
She was a Lee high and LSU grad, working at the Clerks of courts office when I met her.
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