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Posted on 4/2/21 at 9:29 am to goofball
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Sell them to one of those progressive rural churches?
This. Thin the herd, let Darwin do his thing.
Posted on 4/2/21 at 9:31 am to goofball
Diarrhea myself and hope the mom doesn’t lunge forward at me
Posted on 4/2/21 at 9:33 am to The Cool No 9
MOAB
Posted on 4/2/21 at 9:33 am to goofball
Care of beer and a .22 rifle
Posted on 4/2/21 at 9:34 am to goofball
My roommate in college is neighbors with these folks. I questioned them because the article said they “relocated” them. They then let me know that they had a big shooting spree and then relocated the carcasses. Once I got over the initial shock and got the AR it would have been a fun time.
Posted on 4/2/21 at 9:36 am to goofball
This is why when I built my shed, I trenched and concreted into place hardware cloth. I didn't want that or ANY critters making a home.
Posted on 4/2/21 at 9:38 am to goofball
Call in a 'precision airstrike' killstreak. 
Posted on 4/2/21 at 9:40 am to arktiger28
Posted on 4/2/21 at 9:41 am to Hogwarts
I can't believe nobody has cracked that stupid roux joke yet.
Posted on 4/2/21 at 9:44 am to goofball
Napalm.
Plus it smells good in the morning.
Plus it smells good in the morning.
This post was edited on 4/2/21 at 9:45 am
Posted on 4/2/21 at 9:55 am to goofball
I'd put a new edge on my shovel and go to work
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:02 am to goofball
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What would you do if you found a rattlesnake den under your shed?
Boots and lots of them
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:06 am to LegendInMyMind
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What would you do if around 9:00ish PM you heard a ruckus on your porch? You heard just odd sounds that wouldn't stop, so you ease the door open, turn the light on, and peep out. What you see startles you because you've never seen anything like it. There, right on the front porch where, just a few hours earlier, you had sat to cool off and drink a glass of ice water now is a slithering mass of some 200 rattlesnakes in midst of a passionate, no holes barred, snake orgy. They are on the floor, on chairs, on the gliding swing thing. They've rooted under your once innocent "The grass is always greener underneath my wiener" Dachshund welcome mat. They are in the sweet embrace of ecstasy all over the small, kid's size dining table and chairs you bought at the flea market last Summer for the grandbabies. All you see is a giant ball of writhing rattles and fangs. The sound is so much louder than you believe it could be. They have no decency. They have no shame! Two hundred of them doing THAT right out in front of God and everybody on YOUR FRONT PORCH!
Yeah, that shite happend to a neighbor (the term is used loosely, but they are fairly close) of ours. They called the game wardens who told them, "Just leave them alone and don't bother them. You will likely never see them again after tonight." That's right, just a bunch of sorry arse, one-night-stand, non-calling arse, deadbeat rattle snakes!
Where is this? I want to make sure I don't buy a house in that state.
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:07 am to goofball
I’m gonna spray diesel all around that shed and on that shed. Then light that sucker up and keep in spraying diesel until there isn’t anything left
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:08 am to East Coast Band
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Lol at everyone in this thread afraid of snakes.
So you'd just slither in there and chill with them?
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:09 am to goofball
Start a den of King Snakes in the same area, and watch the fireworks.
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:22 am to goofball
I would own several pairs of these.
This post was edited on 4/2/21 at 10:27 am
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:23 am to dewster
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Where is this? I want to make sure I don't buy a house in that state.
North Alabama.
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:31 am to BiggerBear
quote:1st you make a roux ...
Barbecue? Sauce Picante? I'm not sure of the appropriate recipe.
Then you call NORAD and order an orbital nuclear strike.
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