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re: what would you do if you found a brick of coke (other than ingesting it)

Posted on 12/12/19 at 5:55 am to
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
35053 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 5:55 am to
quote:

if you found a brick of coke

quote:

Say you found a couple bricks of coke

Just how many bricks did you find?
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
9883 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 6:16 am to
Start looking for contacts through people I trust. I've been out of the game for years but I'm pretty sure I could find someone to pay me for it.
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 6:26 am to
Call the police.

I have no clue how to liquidate and monetize a kilo of coke.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:35 am to
quote:

what would you do if you found a brick of coke


Not tell one motherfricker!
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:16 am to
quote:

Find a hooker.


Coke dick

Dont waste the blow on a hooker.






Chop it up and make 20k
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2467 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:22 am to
Carefully find a buyer that would not kill me.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48994 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:26 am to
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I would find a way to sell it


This is a LOT harder than it sounds. You're gonna get frickin jacked if you try to sell the whole brick.

It'll work like this: your friend who is 'in the know' b/c he buys a G or two a week is going to set you up with his guy. Then his guy will set you up with HIS guy b/c he only buys by the ounce. So when you go to me HIS guy, that guy's 'cousin' will show up and rob you of your brick. Then you'll get some condolences like, "aw man that sucks. my bad Bruh. I thought my cousin was straight and had the $$ for it. That's fricked up."

And you just distributed a brick of blow on the street for free.

So just sell the whole brick to your friend's guy for the price of an ounce($800-$1000) and be done with it. Well make sure he gives your friend free G's for a year and then your friend will buy your beers at the bar for that year. Win win.
This post was edited on 12/12/19 at 10:28 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175969 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:29 am to
call a friend in the dea and ask for advice on how to sell
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:30 am to
quote:

This is a LOT harder than it sounds. You're gonna get frickin jacked if you try to sell the whole brick.

It'll work like this: your friend who is 'in the know' b/c he buys a G or two a week is going to set you up with his guy. Then his guy will set you up with HIS guy b/c he only buys by the ounce. So when you go to me HIS guy, that guy's 'cousin' will show up and rob you of your brick. Then you'll get some condolences like, "aw man that sucks. my bad Bruh. I thought my cousin was straight and had the $$ for it. That's fricked up."

And you just distributed a brick of blow on the street for free.

So just sell the whole brick to your friend's guy for the price of an ounce($800-$1000) and be done with it. Well make sure he gives your friend free G's for a year and then your friend will buy your beers at the bar for that year. Win win.


Just split it up into 8 balls and sell them at clearance prices to your best friends that you trust. $80 8 balls would fly off the shelf.

I'm sure I've got some single buddies that still party that would spend $2k to take a good bit off of me at once.
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:32 am to
quote:

So just sell the whole brick to your friend's guy for the price of an ounce($800-$1000) and be done with it. Well make sure he gives your friend free G's for a year and then your friend will buy your beers at the bar for that year.


Just sell by the ounce to that guy. Bigger margin. One guy to mess with, and he wont want to give up his cheap uncut product source.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48994 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:40 am to
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Just split it up into 8 balls and sell them at clearance prices to your best friends that you trust. $80 8 balls would fly off the shelf.



You're damned right. But I'm assuming any MFer asking a message board what to do if he finds a brick probably doesn't even know why it's called an 8ball.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148135 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 10:41 am to
Bunch ah damn hoodlum druggies
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26974 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:05 am to
Go to sorority row and have the best night in history.
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
7148 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:53 am to
Start selling $200 8balls.
Posted by Art_Vandelay
Member since Nov 2019
214 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 4:10 pm to
2 chicks at the same time
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