what would you do if you found a brick of coke (other than ingesting it)

Do the right thing and flush it down the toilet.

Depends on where I found it.

find hookers and trade for services

pull some hilarious office pranks

I'd start passing it out to children telling them it's sugar.

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king of a titty bar

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make some fricking memories

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Might make some enemies too. Jealousy is a motherfricker

Depends on where I found it. If it would be obvious that it was me that found it (cameras or somewhere only I would have reasonably been), I’d probably leave it there as a matter of self-preservation. People who frick around with bricks of cocaine don’t tend to be the most understanding folks.

If it was somewhere random, I would take it and sell it slowly to friends. Constant supply of pocket change.