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What would it take for you to file for divorce?

Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:33 pm
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:33 pm
1) infidelity
2) physical abuse
3) emotional abuse
4) 250 pounds
5) no physical affection/sex

As I inch closer to my wedding in a couple of weeks, I though it appropriate to ask this question. So what would it take for you to call it quits, bros?
This post was edited on 6/5/17 at 3:36 pm
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:33 pm to
#4
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45198 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:33 pm to
#1 for sure
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:33 pm to
6) All of the Above
Posted by BlindTiger7
Houston
Member since Sep 2016
3071 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:35 pm to
Yes
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17194 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:36 pm to
1 and 4
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:36 pm to
1 more small dick joke and I'm done.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179907 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:36 pm to
1) infidelity i wasn't there for her
2) physical abuse she's strong willed type of person
3) emotional abuse i need to be stronger for her
4) 250 pounds she birthed my kids man
5) no physical affection/sex its just a stressful time in our life
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
23189 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:36 pm to
6) kid doesn't make travel ball.

Get cut and its adios, daddio.
Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:36 pm to
Wild card answer: penis

She grows penis and I'm out. Let's be honest here, I'd bang just about anything with a wet hole between the legs. If she grows a penis, though, I'm getting another girl and keeping the ex around. I've got outdoor chores and renovations to do and help around the house would be fantastic.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:36 pm to
152

In that order.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70470 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:37 pm to
Dont know. She isnt any of those.

But #1 for sure.

Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126858 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

6) All of the Above
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86490 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:38 pm to
I don't think you have anything to worry about, Pecker. Golden Nugget seems to be in this thing for the long haul.

#OTManLoveis4ever
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:38 pm to
i'd have to get married first
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108731 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:38 pm to
I would never do it unless she was somehow a harm.to my kids safety.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45424 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:40 pm to
I would go into it with the attitude this will be your only marriage. Do whatever it takes to maintain it. Divorce is not an option. If it happens, you are single until you die. People who marry more than once are doing it wrong.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179907 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

i'd have to get laid first



hehehe
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:40 pm to
#1 for sure.
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