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re: What would be most badass federal agency to join?

Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:38 pm to
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9077 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:38 pm to
Considering you can't spell Border correctly and don't spellcheck your posts, maybe try being a custodian in the US embassy in Uganda.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79212 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:38 pm to
FBI HRT

If you want to bully the other 1811s, USSS. State Department DSS can be pretty cool and you get time overseas.
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40522 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:42 pm to
Can we ban this moron already
Posted by UCFACTS4LIFE
Member since Sep 2018
822 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:45 pm to
The bortac part of broader patrol can be pretty badass
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:46 pm to
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secret service
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8650 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:46 pm to
In the Department of the Interior, the division for Wild Horses and Asses.
Offices in D.C. Trips out west. No danger. Federal Pension. And you get to say Asses a lot and chap some woke childrens'
wild horses.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79212 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:47 pm to
From what I've always heard USSS is a drag for many, but they do run shite over other agencies
Posted by mametoo
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
3217 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:55 pm to
quote:


A lot of local police shootings are usually actually a team of Marshals with a local joining them.


A lot?
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13540 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:56 pm to

Marshals, but I'm a little biased.

I love my job
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35031 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:57 pm to
Whichever one grants me access to the top level double super secret skunkworks type classified shite.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35129 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:57 pm to
DOE
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:58 pm to
quote:


Marshals, but I'm a little biased.

I love my job

Chester, is that you?
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

empHead

been there done that

was deployed to food and beverage
ice cream rpetzels churroes
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17824 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 8:00 pm to
If I’m trying to raise a family and live a normal life probably FBI. Sounds boring but busting Medicare and Medicaid fraud cases and shite like that is something that hits home.

If I daydreaming about the lone wolf lifestyle The DEA looking at drug runners like Sicario or something.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 8:01 pm to
why do people make fun of Coast guard? looks really cool too
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

i want to fight poachers in africa
My b-i-l is a USF&WS Special Agent.

One of about 300 world wide.

He’s based in the US.

There aren’t many of our guys in foreign countries (pre Corona) because jurisdictional issues make it tough. Mostly Europe as you might expect and it’s only a handful in total.

Cool job.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 8:06 pm to
i would love to study animals and do steve irwin stuff. and have a gun and be badass like indy jones
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 8:58 pm to
You want to do something new every other day.

They wouldn’t let your fat retarded arse in the local police, much less a federal agency

Just accept that your miserable existence is worthless
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 9:01 pm to
None of the these.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 9:08 pm to
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