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re: What were some song lyrics you replaced in your youth with stupid shite?
Posted on 5/2/25 at 8:10 pm to Frac the world
Posted on 5/2/25 at 8:10 pm to Frac the world
Would be rollerblading at the rink and Summer girls by LFO would come on.. before I knew what Abercrombie and fitch was I would say Abercrombie and bitch
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Posted on 5/2/25 at 8:48 pm to Lawyered
As you’re leaving, please, would you close the door?
And don't forget what I told ya
replaced with my blow job
And don't forget what I told ya
replaced with my blow job
Posted on 5/2/25 at 8:51 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Tons of them. I am sure I still don't know half the real words to any STP song, but I sing something.
A specific one that makes no sense but is just what I thought it was forever, Tom Petty: and I walk...back...down.
A specific one that makes no sense but is just what I thought it was forever, Tom Petty: and I walk...back...down.
Posted on 5/2/25 at 8:57 pm to Frac the world
Barbara Ann by the Beach Boys.
I replaced it with Bomb Iran.
I replaced it with Bomb Iran.
Posted on 5/2/25 at 9:34 pm to Frac the world
quote:
Train - Meet Virginia
Original
"Well, she wants to live her life
And she thinks about her lies
Pulls her hair back as she screams
"I don't really wanna be the queen"
My version
Well she spreads her legs real wide,
As he slides his tongue inside,
Holds her hair back as she screams,
"Doesn't it taste better when it's clean."
Posted on 5/2/25 at 11:34 pm to Frac the world
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls have titties…
Where the grass is green and the girls have titties…
Posted on 5/2/25 at 11:52 pm to RocknRollAZ
quote:
Barbara Ann by the Beach Boys.
I replaced it with Bomb Iran.
Bomb Bomb Bomb
Bomb Bomb Iran
Bomb Bomb Bomb
Bomb Bomb Iran
Bomb Iran, Lets Bomb Iran.
You got my rockets re-a loaden' things are exploding
Bomb Iran
Bomb Bomb Bomb
Bomb Bomb Iran.
That works.
Posted on 5/2/25 at 11:55 pm to Frac the world
i knew a girl named Chantall(not sure how it was spelled but it was pronounced 'shaun-tall') in Jr high and we would always sing "all in all, you're just a--nother dick in Chantall'"at her. Probably straight to jail for that today.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 12:03 am to Frac the world
It's officially Billy Joel singing in Moving Out (Anthony's Song)..
"And if he can't drive with a broken back, at least he can polish the fenders"
"And if he can't drive with a broken back, at least he can polish the fenders"
Posted on 5/3/25 at 6:02 am to USEyourCURDS
quote:
Blinded buy the liiight, stuck up like a douche difhemekfhsnefjd
I say “dropping a duece in the middle of the night”
Posted on 5/3/25 at 6:37 am to Frac the world
My Dad used to change the old Ink Spots song "Don't Get Around Much Anymore" into this:
Missed the toilet last night
shite all over the floor
Wiped it up with my toothbrush
Don't brush my teeth much anymore
Missed the toilet last night
shite all over the floor
Wiped it up with my toothbrush
Don't brush my teeth much anymore
This post was edited on 5/3/25 at 7:46 am
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:00 am to Frac the world
Me as a little kid growing up in Mobile
WE BUILT THIS CITY
WE BUILT THIS CITY ON MOFFETT ROAD
WE BUILT THIS CITY
WE BUILT THIS CITY ON MOFFETT ROAD
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:04 am to Frac the world
quote:
in your youth
I still do this
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:06 am to Frac the world
To this day I like to replace “you” with “Jew” in songs to see if it works.
Real lyric mess up was to living on a prayer when he says “We’ll make it I swear” I said “ we’ll make out swell”.
Real lyric mess up was to living on a prayer when he says “We’ll make it I swear” I said “ we’ll make out swell”.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:09 am to Frac the world
Keith Whitley’s “Don’t Close Your Thighs”
Van Morrison’s “Brown Eyed Squirrel”
Van Morrison’s “Brown Eyed Squirrel”
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:45 am to Frac the world
“Shes like the wind”
“she smells like shite”
And the verse was bastardized as well, but I dont remember most of it except “Her body close to me” = “Her body stinks to me”
Oh, and I cannot take credit. A dude came up with it, not my refined self. I just laughed.
“she smells like shite”
And the verse was bastardized as well, but I dont remember most of it except “Her body close to me” = “Her body stinks to me”
Oh, and I cannot take credit. A dude came up with it, not my refined self. I just laughed.
This post was edited on 5/3/25 at 7:46 am
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:50 am to Frac the world
My wife thought that in John Mellencamp's 'Jack And Diane', the lyrics:
"Hold onto sixteen as long as you can,
Change is coming round real soon - make us women and men" were "make us swim in a can..."
"Hold onto sixteen as long as you can,
Change is coming round real soon - make us women and men" were "make us swim in a can..."
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:52 am to Frac the world
My stoner buddy:
Don’t fear the reaper.
To….
Don’t feel the reefer.
Don’t fear the reaper.
To….
Don’t feel the reefer.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:55 am to MardiGrasCajun
Don’t go Jason Waterfalls
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:57 am to Frac the world
Every Pearl Jam song ever. And not to be witty, but just because I don’t understand what Eddie is saying.
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