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re: What was your first "I'm getting old" moment?

Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:32 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:32 am to
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Every time felt super weird almost like butt rape
And you know this how?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:34 am to
quote:

And you know this how?



it didn't feel like i wanted my left hand there
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56969 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:35 am to
When a 4-5 day coke or amphetamine binge required 1-2 weeks to recover.

Early 20s this was less than 24hrs.

Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24863 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:36 am to
Saw a kid I hadn’t seen since he was a child and did the shocked reaction of seeing someone grown up when you still pictured them as a child, and I thought “oh I get why old people do that now.”
This post was edited on 8/29/18 at 6:37 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42898 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:37 am to
When college-age girls started calling me sir
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37467 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:43 am to
My elbow started hurting during softball practice one random day, a few weeks later my back started hurting and I was stuck in bed for a week.

ETA: I’m 30
This post was edited on 8/29/18 at 6:44 am
Posted by Lsuhack1
Member since Feb 2018
866 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:50 am to
I used to wonder who were the 100 people surveyed on the family feud, now I realize that Oweo and cell tech are doing those surveys on the ot.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42898 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:51 am to
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1304 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:54 am to
When I opened the cabinet in the bathroom one day and noticed there was no longer cologn and hair gel in there, it was replaced with preparation H and anti-fungal cream
Posted by Diary Queen
Member since Jul 2017
1402 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:58 am to
Was talking to a guy from our IT dept and realized he was the little kid I saw while passing his house to/from work for 20 years. I remember when his mom was pregnant with him....and he's now working on this old lady's computer. Depressing.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27872 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:00 am to
A. A non arse kissing “sir”. I am at the gym re-racking dumb bells. “sir, are you done with those?” Young fella. About 23 or so.

B. Getting a haircut. Girl casually passes the clippers over my ear. This was ear fuzz I’d been denying for some time. Getting ear hair trimmed is a definite old man moment.
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
8253 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:01 am to
When Jordan Chunn (who now plays for Dallas by way of Troy St) ran over me in a HS game when I was umpiring and I forgot to wrap up. I felt it the next morning.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6492 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:08 am to
Lots of little pains here and there, and having to watch myself carefully when working or golfing in the heat.

The final straw was when the flames on my birthday cake candles merged into one large Dresden like firestorm melting icing and nearly setting fire to nearby presents.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86700 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:10 am to
when I pulled my back getting groceries out of the car

when playing basketball at the Y, and overhearing one of the college aged kids say "you picked the old guy?" and realizing he was talking about me

This post was edited on 8/29/18 at 7:12 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:11 am to
Heartburn meds every day was a good sign
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:16 am to
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birthday cake candles merged into one large Dresden like firestorm


Posted by LSU0358
Member since Jan 2005
8186 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:18 am to
Heartburn meds, learning not to always trust a fart (especially after a weekend of 4+ drinks a day), and the interns at work saying yes sir / no sir.
Posted by RogerThis
Member since Aug 2018
299 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:21 am to
Waking up more at night to pee
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25917 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:23 am to
One night I decided to just go to sleep instead of spanking it.
Posted by Evolve
Texas
Member since Aug 2012
3450 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:23 am to
Getting injured in my sleep
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