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What was the first wives tale or urban legend you found to be a lie?

Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:34 am
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33616 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:34 am
For me, it was waiting 30 minutes after you eat to go swimming.

I was around 8 and was at a birthday party, we had loads of pizza and cake and all the other kids were swimming.

As my mom told me to do, I was sitting on the edge of the pool waiting out my 30 minutes.

My friend's mom asked why I wasn't swimming like all of the other kids, she politely told me it wasn't true so I hopped in and swam for what seemed like hours.

Still haven't told my mom to this day... she was (and prob still is) adamant that we never swam right after eating.

Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11222 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:35 am to
I still don't have hair on my palms
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16433 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:36 am to
It really doesn't make you go blind or get hairy palms.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
56455 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:36 am to
Caffeine never stunted my growth
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93800 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:36 am to
quote:

she was (and prob still is) adamant that we never swam right after eating.
giving you stomach a few minutes to settle down after eating probably keeps you from doing a sommersault or accidently ingesting chlorine water and throwing your lunch up in the pool.
Posted by bayouteche
The Beaches of Wham Brake
Member since Nov 2012
1871 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:38 am to
If the cows are all standing up, the fish are biting.

Wrong MOM!
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30293 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:41 am to
I drank tons of Mountain Dew as a kid and still managed to knock up my ex.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33988 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:41 am to
Although my eyesight is not as good, I can still see...
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
23276 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:43 am to
Wealth trickles down

Crawfish need to be purged with salt
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29949 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:44 am to
That jerking off would make you go blind.


I have 20/20 vision
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37588 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:46 am to
Girls want boys to be nice to them
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1934 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:47 am to
praying mantis will spit in your eye and make you go blind. Still not sure if not entirely untrue so I keep my distance.
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
16807 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:50 am to
quote:

Girls want boys to be nice to them


Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45190 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:51 am to
quote:

Caffeine never stunted my growth


How would you know?
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5750 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:52 am to
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If the cows are all standing up, the fish are biting.


I always heard this as liying down.
Posted by stuckintexas
Austin & DFW
Member since Sep 2009
3280 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:52 am to
Step on a crack, break your momma's back
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
4303 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:53 am to
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first wives tale


a what
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93131 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:54 am to
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I always heard this as liying down.


naw baw, if the cows are lying down fish won't bite
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
23308 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:56 am to
I found one to be true.

If you stay up all night Christmas Eve, Santa doesn't visit your house.

Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
3874 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:58 am to
Black dudes having an extra muscle in their leg allowed them to run faster.
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