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What was the first wives tale or urban legend you found to be a lie?
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:34 am
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:34 am
For me, it was waiting 30 minutes after you eat to go swimming.
I was around 8 and was at a birthday party, we had loads of pizza and cake and all the other kids were swimming.
As my mom told me to do, I was sitting on the edge of the pool waiting out my 30 minutes.
My friend's mom asked why I wasn't swimming like all of the other kids, she politely told me it wasn't true so I hopped in and swam for what seemed like hours.
Still haven't told my mom to this day... she was (and prob still is) adamant that we never swam right after eating.
I was around 8 and was at a birthday party, we had loads of pizza and cake and all the other kids were swimming.
As my mom told me to do, I was sitting on the edge of the pool waiting out my 30 minutes.
My friend's mom asked why I wasn't swimming like all of the other kids, she politely told me it wasn't true so I hopped in and swam for what seemed like hours.
Still haven't told my mom to this day... she was (and prob still is) adamant that we never swam right after eating.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:35 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I still don't have hair on my palms
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:36 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
It really doesn't make you go blind or get hairy palms.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:36 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Caffeine never stunted my growth
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:36 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:giving you stomach a few minutes to settle down after eating probably keeps you from doing a sommersault or accidently ingesting chlorine water and throwing your lunch up in the pool.
she was (and prob still is) adamant that we never swam right after eating.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:38 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
If the cows are all standing up, the fish are biting.
Wrong MOM!
Wrong MOM!
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:41 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I drank tons of Mountain Dew as a kid and still managed to knock up my ex.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:41 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Although my eyesight is not as good, I can still see...
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:43 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Wealth trickles down
Crawfish need to be purged with salt
Crawfish need to be purged with salt
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:44 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
That jerking off would make you go blind.
I have 20/20 vision
I have 20/20 vision
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:46 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Girls want boys to be nice to them
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:47 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
praying mantis will spit in your eye and make you go blind. Still not sure if not entirely untrue so I keep my distance.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:50 am to molsusports
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Girls want boys to be nice to them

Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:51 am to mattz1122
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Caffeine never stunted my growth
How would you know?
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:52 am to bayouteche
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If the cows are all standing up, the fish are biting.
I always heard this as liying down.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:52 am to OysterPoBoy
Step on a crack, break your momma's back
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:53 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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first wives tale
a what
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:54 am to Tortious
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I always heard this as liying down.
naw baw, if the cows are lying down fish won't bite
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:56 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I found one to be true.
If you stay up all night Christmas Eve, Santa doesn't visit your house.
If you stay up all night Christmas Eve, Santa doesn't visit your house.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:58 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Black dudes having an extra muscle in their leg allowed them to run faster.
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