re: What was the craziest thing you’ve ever seen at a party?

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So you think it was assault and instead of stopping it or calling the police, you ran? That’s the most selfish and cowardly thing I’ve heard

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Go back and reread. She was very much a part of it. She was actively blowing guys in the bathroom to the point they were lined up outside. Once she brought it out on the open floor and random drunk fricks started grabbing at her and finger blasting her because they thought they had a green light I bounced out. It’s not my job to jump in and stop it. It’s not my job to make grown adults behave like grown adults. It’s not my job to decide for her when the line is crossed despite her whorin it up regardless of the consequences. My responsibility is to myself and to ensure that I am not there when shite goes sideways.

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They were both very drunk obviously. But she was extremely out of it.I still wonder if I witnessed a rape, or if I should have did something besides ignore it...

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If both were very drunk then why is he responsible for his actions and she’s not?

Either women are equal or their not.

A random guy walk through the party and upstairs to shower. Came down stairs naked, danced on a guy who was passed out, guy wakes up and tried to hit the naked guy. Naked guy then beats up the clothed guy.

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My buddy lit a shot of everclear on fire with the intention of drinking it. He lost his nerve holding the shot and it started to burn his hand. He ran towards the door the throw it outside to get rid of it. Unknown to him someone had ordered some pizza and the delivery boy was standing outside the front door

The flaming shot was accidentally thrown onto delivery boy’s foot. Caught his foot and pants on fire. He calls the cops and gives the address claiming “people are throwing Molotov cocktails at him”

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This was my favorite story.

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I once saw a guy get tossed from a second story window into a fountain that had a crocodile in it.

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A drunk thot in our spring break crew nearly stumbled over the side of a boatdock- she stuck her foot out to balance herself and grazed the boats propeller blade in just such a way that it shaved two of her toes off clean as butter. Terrible scene, lots of screaming. It was the kind of occasion that commanded a mighty thirst and in my haste to snag a brewski out of the Yeti, I accidentally walked through the biggest toe blood puddle and totally ruined my favorite flops. I thought "I might be almost sober for real now". My beach buzz was running on fumes so I snatched up a warm grape four Loko that had been mercifully left unattended and in arms reach. Just as I began dumping the Loko down my throat I heard my favorite Posty song playing and in that moment I knew everything was going to be chill


They sewed the toes back on but they're kind of crooked and dead looking.

OT-5

Once I was at a pool party and some kid who couldn't swim fell in the pool. I waited about 3 seconds then jumped in, and as I was jumping out of the corner of my eye I saw mom rushing to save him and she scooped him up. So I was all soaked in water in my street clothes and looked like an idiot and got no hero creds at all.

After reading all these, you guys are all boring and haven’t ever experienced anything worth note.

If these are your best stories, the quarantine will be the most exciting and crazy part of your entire lives.

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I wonder what kind of drugs they were on?

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I want some.

Probably not the best but one of the most memorable... A buddy of mine put his arse on a sliding glass door and his a-hole left a “smudge” on the glass. The family’s dog cleaned clean it up for him.