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re: What some things not to say at a funeral?
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:46 pm to Saint Alfonzo
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:46 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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You need to delete his browser history. Have you seen it? Holy shite!
Heard a comic talking about having porn, drugs etc. that his parents would find if he died. So he made a pact with a buddy that if he heard he died, immediately go to his house and burn it to the ground.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:55 pm to tuptiger
The rental casket still looks decent.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:56 pm to tuptiger
They made him look kinda stiff..... 

Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:58 pm to tuptiger
"Can I have a few minutes alone with the body?"
"Oh she's still warm inside"
"Oh she's still warm inside"
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:04 pm to tuptiger
I went to a funeral which was due to a suicide. One guy was theorizing he killed himself because he was gay couldn’t deal with it. Turns out that guy was queer.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:07 pm to tuptiger
Bitches, Hoes, Titties and Blow.......Daddy wants to see some mo’
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:30 pm to tuptiger
“I understand what you’re going through”
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:33 pm to tuptiger
“Am I the only one here with a erection?”
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:38 pm to tuptiger
This casket is gonna need an extra pallbearer.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:50 pm to tuptiger
Frank Barone yells to Marie: “I wouldn’t be caught dead with Rose Caputo!” While standing at her coffin
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:57 pm to tuptiger
“No, YOU stick your finger in there”
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:59 pm to tuptiger
was it AIDS ? Im sure it was AIDS
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:02 pm to tuptiger
Should have worn his seat belt
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:04 pm to Mud_Till_May
Another one bites the dust
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:06 pm to texashorn
Boy, the finger sandwiches are stale. You got any mini muffs?
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:07 pm to Mud_Till_May
We’ll they’ll be fat forever.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:37 pm to tuptiger
She got me one last time. This balance on my card for the funeral is gonna wack my credit score.
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