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re: What should I dress up as this Saturday for Halloween?
Posted on 10/25/18 at 12:02 pm to phutureisyic
Posted on 10/25/18 at 12:02 pm to phutureisyic
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Go as a broomstick so she can ride you.
This is the correct answer.
Posted on 10/25/18 at 12:06 pm to NawlinsTiger9
You could go as an Alabamian, but that means sex with your own cousin, quite the commitment for a Halloween costume.
Posted on 10/25/18 at 12:08 pm to AU_251
If I had a gf I’d go as ice and a Mexican
Posted on 10/25/18 at 12:11 pm to AU_251
Bricklayer, she can go as a brick
Posted on 10/25/18 at 12:13 pm to thedisciple315
Rapper
Geisha
Rabbi
Geisha
Rabbi
Posted on 10/25/18 at 12:19 pm to AU_251
may not be pop-culture but this cheap and quick outfit is money with the ladies (warn ur gf) and has never failed, ingredients include:
1) cowboy boots & belt, spurs and big buckle are optional
2) bright long sleeve shirt (yellow if possible)$5 Goodwill
3) red handkerchief for neck ($1.50 at any western wear store)
4) blue jeans
5) cowboy hat (cheap ones just about anywhere)
6) black and white cowhide vest ($20 at any halloween store
7) black pirate eye patch ($3 at any Halloween store)
Seemingly obvious question will be... you are Woody from Toy Story right?
Answer: No, I'm an erection
Follow up question: What?
Answer: a one eye woody
Lesson: get between her ears in order to get between her legs
Absolute money, conversation starter and picture requests all night long...
1) cowboy boots & belt, spurs and big buckle are optional
2) bright long sleeve shirt (yellow if possible)$5 Goodwill
3) red handkerchief for neck ($1.50 at any western wear store)
4) blue jeans
5) cowboy hat (cheap ones just about anywhere)
6) black and white cowhide vest ($20 at any halloween store
7) black pirate eye patch ($3 at any Halloween store)
Seemingly obvious question will be... you are Woody from Toy Story right?
Answer: No, I'm an erection
Follow up question: What?
Answer: a one eye woody
Lesson: get between her ears in order to get between her legs
Absolute money, conversation starter and picture requests all night long...
This post was edited on 10/25/18 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 10/25/18 at 12:30 pm to AU_251
Klan outfits are all the rage now, and have her dress as a black faced Pocahontas indian woman 
Posted on 10/25/18 at 12:32 pm to AU_251
Go as a Saudi Arabian
Or a horse.
Or a horse.
Posted on 10/25/18 at 12:46 pm to AU_251
Adult men shouldn’t dress up for Halloween
Posted on 10/25/18 at 12:47 pm to Walt OReilly
Walt, didn't I see you dressed up at Uncle Earl's last Halloween?
Posted on 10/25/18 at 12:49 pm to AU_251
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Would like to do something pop-culture related that would piss people off, but don't have to.
get a Kap jersey and just kneel often
ICE agent would ruffle feathers too
This post was edited on 10/25/18 at 12:50 pm
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