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re: What pet would you have if you had a 100% guarantee it wouldn't attack?

Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
11025 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

I'm willing to bet percentage-wise the mix is close.


you would lose that bet.

there are twice as many labs (pure) as there are any other breed in America.

when compared to dogs of similar size, it’s more like 4 or 5 times as many as any other breed.

throw in mixes and Labs have a population lead over Pits like Chicago does over Shreveport.

only in this comparison Shreveport would have many times as many total murders as Chicago does.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12462 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:49 pm to
Velociraptor
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11586 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:50 pm to
Definitely a killer

Bear
Gator
Shark
Tiger
One of the Clintons.
Posted by kgturner
36695
Member since Oct 2013
139 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:04 pm to
Probably a panther, but damned if I could afford to feed it.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5092 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:07 pm to
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Some sort of big cat. Either a Mike or a snow leopard. Something cool and exotic like that.


Big cat is attractive, but only if you define 'pissing' as 'attack' and guarantee that it won't.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5092 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

Messi at obedience school
4:11 the cat turns to the dog on his left and licks his lips - I almost lost it.

And apropos of that clip, here's one from The Magic Christian:

Cruft's Dog Show

(The movie is about an insanely rich guy (Peter Sellers) who likes to use his money to shake things up for the lulz)
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Bear no question


You would go broke trying to feed it
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:23 pm to
Wolverine. They're incredible creatures. We've got them around here
Posted by cypressbrake3
Member since Oct 2014
3681 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Wolverine. They're incredible creatures.



Agree that they are incredible, but isn't there a smell issue?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Agree that they are incredible, but isn't there a smell issue?


Yes, but that can be fixed by a vet, like skunks.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7245 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 3:07 pm to
Lion
Posted by ecb
Member since Jul 2010
10337 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 4:04 pm to
Jaguar
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14610 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14932 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 4:38 pm to
Definitely a chimp. Just gotta teach it to not shite in its hand and throw it at people.
Posted by Skeezer
Member since Apr 2017
2296 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

Labs were the breed with the second most kills in 2017 behind pit bulls... so...



Not a big statistics guy are you?
Posted by Pussykat
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2016
3889 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 6:26 pm to
A male lion, that mane
This post was edited on 1/28/18 at 6:27 pm
Posted by SuddenJerk
Member since Oct 2017
761 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:05 pm to
Elephant and I would ride that shite to work and life would be golden.
Posted by shifty94
San Antonio, TX
Member since Oct 2010
2897 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:15 pm to
Wolf
Crocodile
Wolverine
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
4687 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:21 pm to
Raptor or T-Rex
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
18624 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:25 pm to
If you had a badass elephant you could ride it to work and let that mother fricker chill and nobody could frick with him. You can't ride any of those other pets.
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