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re: What pet would you have if you had a 100% guarantee it wouldn't attack?

Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:06 am to
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6855 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:06 am to
quote:

A bear shitting in the woods is one thing but if it happens in your living room you're going to need to move.




Chuker brings up a good point. Is it 100% guaranteed to be housebroken as well? If so, a tiger.
This post was edited on 1/28/18 at 10:07 am
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45425 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:07 am to
Cobra would be awesome to play pranks with.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:08 am to
quote:

Chuker brings up a good point. Is it 100% guaranteed to be housebroken as well? If so, a tiger.


Think about what pets do. They follow you around, jump on the furniture, get into shite.

Do y'all really want that with an 800 pound brown bear?
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:14 am to
A human
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:17 am to
Even if these things went in the yard, I don't think people realize that you need a wheel barrow to haul the shite off
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:17 am to
Black jaguar
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Cobra would be awesome to play pranks with.


Posted by WreckinRams05
Houston, Texas
Member since Dec 2005
6395 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:21 am to
Silverback gorilla
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45425 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:21 am to
Why are you confused?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39250 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:23 am to
quote:

A human


Dats raysis
Posted by Roy E Munson
Member since Sep 2015
153 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:25 am to
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
39424 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:25 am to
Dinosaur
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5634 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:26 am to
A black bear.
Posted by fischd1
Mandeville
Member since Dec 2007
3464 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:26 am to
A deer for sure!
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36192 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:26 am to
Nothing. Because I would still have to take care of it. When you get older and have young kids pets are just an unnecessary pain in the arse unless you are using them for some other reason, like hunting
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60184 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:30 am to
Penguin
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29915 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:30 am to
I already have that guarantee.

As long as you aren't food or a chew toy, my chocolate lab is no threat to you.

Neither was my previous black lab.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22029 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:53 am to
Says Napoleon Dynamite!
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:58 am to
Labs were the breed with the second most kills in 2017 behind pit bulls... so...
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
48472 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 11:04 am to
Cobra
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