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What percentage of actual people have sex like porn stars?

Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:06 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7848 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:06 pm
I'm thinking 2-3%.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:07 pm to
You saying porn stars aren't actual people? I'm pretty sure they're real.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179931 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:07 pm to
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What percentage of actual people have sex
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I'm thinking 2-3%.

Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:08 pm to
What kind of porn are we talking about here? Skinemax or the front page of youporn?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86500 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:09 pm to
My 30's are over. I have to defer to gravity and the laws of physics at this point.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:09 pm to
I dabble in plushie/furrie, does that count?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61818 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:09 pm to
100% in my experience
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13606 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

Skinemax
Dry humping followed by what has to be epic blueballs? I think that's just highschoolers.
Posted by Brian12
Member since Apr 2015
392 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:10 pm to
I can vouch for your mom having sex like a porn star.
Posted by Fab4Freddy
Member since Nov 2011
1740 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:10 pm to
I did last night and into this morning. actually- maybe better than a lot of porn i have seen.

work sucks today....
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
12171 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:10 pm to
The only time i was ever surprised is when a girl I knew (getting divorced) said her and her husband had sex every day. Multiple times on the weekend. She swore that even after 12 years and three kids.

That's kinda porn.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:11 pm to
We're talking about top rated on pornhub banging, no lame arse skinamax.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:11 pm to
You mean, like having bleached booties and pedicures and enemas before hand...then making sure she keeps her face to the camera at all times, maintaining your wood while trying to ignore the 11 assorted pervs holding equipment in your face, standing around watching you...

Well, you can count me out, man.
Posted by nolanola
Member since Nov 2010
7636 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:12 pm to
How often?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99043 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:13 pm to
depends if you're talking about sex with my wife or girlfriend


I'm not doing that shite to the mother of my children
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:13 pm to
I always play a generic sampling of soft strings and piano while massaging a girl in an all white room until she is ready for more.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:13 pm to
Party like a rock star
frick like a porn star
Play like an all star

The OT motto.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151593 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:14 pm to
Wait are we talking about Featured Recently, Most Viewed, Top Rated, Hottest, Longest, or Newest??? :
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29708 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:14 pm to
Not me. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40907 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 3:17 pm to
You guys here about the ex porn star working at the gas station?

He got fired because every time he filled someone up, just before he finished he pulled out and sprayed gas all over their hood.
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