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Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:54 pm to go ta hell ole miss
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Accidentally putting purple hair dye in shampoo you leave at the gym
I like this, especially if you have roommates. Maybe in a hotel to punish them for being cheap and reusing/refilling shampoo bottles
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:57 pm to Kujo
There was a salesman that was trying to get me to hire his gang of pipeline welders instead of the ones I was using. He was always trying to find out what I was paying the crew I had in order to cut his price
One day I cut the bottom out of an orange juice can and filled it with BB’s. I put it over the numbers he was trying to get and left it in my office. The trap was set.
He came to visit and I walked out.. Came back in a minute later and he was on his hands and knees trying to pick up the spilled BB’s.. I laughed and caught him by the collar and brought him to the door. He never came back.
One day I cut the bottom out of an orange juice can and filled it with BB’s. I put it over the numbers he was trying to get and left it in my office. The trap was set.
He came to visit and I walked out.. Came back in a minute later and he was on his hands and knees trying to pick up the spilled BB’s.. I laughed and caught him by the collar and brought him to the door. He never came back.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:03 pm to Kujo
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Maybe in a hotel to punish them for being cheap and reusing/refilling shampoo bottles
Pray tell how are you punishing the hotel by screwing up the next tenants hair?
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:04 pm to Kujo
If you want to talk about harmless, but aggravating, a little tub of gojo or bearing grease, is a good way to get to somebody without hurting them.
You put a little glob under their door handles, fuel door, windshield wipers, hood and trunklid edges.
You put a little glob under their door handles, fuel door, windshield wipers, hood and trunklid edges.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:22 pm to PrivatePublic
when their hair turns, they will go after the hotel
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:30 pm to Kujo
Raise their office chair up high.
Attach one of those $5 air horns under the seat.
When they return to their seat, they'll instinctively lower the seat, setting off the air horn.
Attach one of those $5 air horns under the seat.
When they return to their seat, they'll instinctively lower the seat, setting off the air horn.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:33 pm to Kujo
Like dropping a duece on amd island of paper, turning on the heater, and leaving there to marinate?
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:37 pm to Jim Rockford
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Pretty sure that's a felony.
Wheres dr cosmo. He'll know.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:41 pm to Kujo
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:44 pm to go ta hell ole miss
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Accidentally putting purple hair dye in shampoo you leave at the gym to prevent people from using $5 shampoo when they know it’s not their bottle.
or Nair.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:51 pm to fallguy_1978
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Rig up an exploding pistol and leave it on your front seat with the doors unlocked.
The same remotely with an Amazon box on your front porch.
Oh it's gone...
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:51 pm to Kujo
How about putting a dead crawfish under the seat of his car!
Posted on 12/27/19 at 3:27 pm to Bigfishchoupique
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There was a salesman that was trying to get me to hire his gang of pipeline welders instead of the ones I was using. He was always trying to find out what I was paying the crew I had in order to cut his price
One day I cut the bottom out of an orange juice can and filled it with BB’s. I put it over the numbers he was trying to get and left it in my office. The trap was set.
He came to visit and I walked out.. Came back in a minute later and he was on his hands and knees trying to pick up the spilled BB’s.. I laughed and caught him by the collar and brought him to the door. He never came back.
Pay attention, folks.
This is how it's done.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 3:33 pm to Kujo
I crop-dusted here one time so bad that I had to leave:

This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 12/27/19 at 3:48 pm to Kujo
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God use to punish bad people
Like He did with AIDS?
Hang in there. He’ll probably get them in 2020 with more fires in California. Should be a glorious year.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 3:52 pm to Kujo
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God use to punish bad people, but he's been on vacation for a while now,
Jesse Custer, that you?
Posted on 12/27/19 at 3:58 pm to Revelator
Look up “Project Eldest Son” or “Italian Green” on Google and see what our own government has done.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:01 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:You stole and slightly modified that line from the movie Uncommon Valor.
When someone does something you don't like... shoot them. See my sig for further information.
Blaster's line is better.
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