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re: What landmines can you leave behind for bad people to trigger?

Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14795 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:41 pm to
Accidentally putting purple hair dye in shampoo you leave at the gym to prevent people from using $5 shampoo when they know it’s not their bottle.
Posted by Kujo
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Member since Dec 2015
6044 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:54 pm to
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Accidentally putting purple hair dye in shampoo you leave at the gym


I like this, especially if you have roommates. Maybe in a hotel to punish them for being cheap and reusing/refilling shampoo bottles
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9676 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:57 pm to
There was a salesman that was trying to get me to hire his gang of pipeline welders instead of the ones I was using. He was always trying to find out what I was paying the crew I had in order to cut his price

One day I cut the bottom out of an orange juice can and filled it with BB’s. I put it over the numbers he was trying to get and left it in my office. The trap was set.

He came to visit and I walked out.. Came back in a minute later and he was on his hands and knees trying to pick up the spilled BB’s.. I laughed and caught him by the collar and brought him to the door. He never came back.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:03 pm to
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Maybe in a hotel to punish them for being cheap and reusing/refilling shampoo bottles


Pray tell how are you punishing the hotel by screwing up the next tenants hair?
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31959 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:04 pm to
If you want to talk about harmless, but aggravating, a little tub of gojo or bearing grease, is a good way to get to somebody without hurting them.
You put a little glob under their door handles, fuel door, windshield wipers, hood and trunklid edges.
Posted by Kujo
225-911-5736
Member since Dec 2015
6044 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:22 pm to
when their hair turns, they will go after the hotel
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66999 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:30 pm to
Raise their office chair up high.
Attach one of those $5 air horns under the seat.
When they return to their seat, they'll instinctively lower the seat, setting off the air horn.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11376 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:33 pm to
Like dropping a duece on amd island of paper, turning on the heater, and leaving there to marinate?

Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15317 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:37 pm to
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Pretty sure that's a felony.


Wheres dr cosmo. He'll know.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10216 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:41 pm to
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41382 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10216 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:44 pm to
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Accidentally putting purple hair dye in shampoo you leave at the gym to prevent people from using $5 shampoo when they know it’s not their bottle.



or Nair.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
23231 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:51 pm to
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Rig up an exploding pistol and leave it on your front seat with the doors unlocked.


The same remotely with an Amazon box on your front porch.

Oh it's gone...



Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11376 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 2:51 pm to
How about putting a dead crawfish under the seat of his car!
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 3:27 pm to
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There was a salesman that was trying to get me to hire his gang of pipeline welders instead of the ones I was using. He was always trying to find out what I was paying the crew I had in order to cut his price

One day I cut the bottom out of an orange juice can and filled it with BB’s. I put it over the numbers he was trying to get and left it in my office. The trap was set.

He came to visit and I walked out.. Came back in a minute later and he was on his hands and knees trying to pick up the spilled BB’s.. I laughed and caught him by the collar and brought him to the door. He never came back.


Pay attention, folks.

This is how it's done.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76158 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 3:33 pm to
I crop-dusted here one time so bad that I had to leave:

This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 3:34 pm
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
17185 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 3:48 pm to
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God use to punish bad people

Like He did with AIDS?

Hang in there. He’ll probably get them in 2020 with more fires in California. Should be a glorious year.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
67144 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 3:52 pm to
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God use to punish bad people, but he's been on vacation for a while now,


Jesse Custer, that you?
Posted by Dominate308
South Florida
Member since Jan 2013
2895 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 3:58 pm to
Look up “Project Eldest Son” or “Italian Green” on Google and see what our own government has done.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66869 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:01 pm to
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When someone does something you don't like... shoot them. See my sig for further information.

You stole and slightly modified that line from the movie Uncommon Valor.

Blaster's line is better.
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