What kind of poop knife do you use?

Old

what year is it?

although i feel like i'm living in a simulation or i'm in a coma b/a i thought about the poop knife lore yesterday when i unleashed a single log about 3/4-1" in diameter and about 10" long yesterday

i almost took pics b/c i was so impressed. but i also was worried that it wouldn't flush and thought about the poop knife

I use the edge of the plunger, or I've had to pinch one in half with my fingers before.

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i almost took pics b/c i was so impressed

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i’ve had the same compulsion many times. there’s probably a subreddit for impressive log pics. the problem is that while i want mine admired, i don’t necessarily want to admire the others

If you have to cut your turds with a knife you need a better toilet. Water saving toilets don't save any water when it takes 5 flushes. My old toilet may use 5 gallons per flush but I swear it would blast apart a brick in one flush.

Not to mention the seat is high enough that my balls don't hit the water. When I moved 5 years ago the new style toilet was so bad I went back to my old place and got my 70's style throne.

The new toilet’s are not worth a crap. Almost daily cleaning required. Always have skid marks.

That’s fricking retarded.

Spent too much time reeeeeeeeing to notice the date.

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Apparently it’s a thing?

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Yea, it was a thing 3 years ago when this was funny.

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about 3/4-1" in diameter and about 10" long

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My exact dimensions