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re: What Kind of Person Steals Their Co-workers’ Lunch?

Posted on 1/5/20 at 12:53 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 12:53 pm to
You just got mudchecked

Letting you know you're his cuck
Posted by Hogwarts
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 12:53 pm to
24 hours and it’s a land grab
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 12:57 pm to
My chitterlings are undefeated in the office fridge.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 12:59 pm to
Had this happen to me when I used to work nights on the floor.

Had brought some tv dinner for my lunch. Had a really busy night...didn't get to even think about eating until after 2 am. By then I was so hungry and just needed to eat.

Go to freezer....tv dinner gone.

It sucked. Cafeteria had already closed. My lunch was whatever I could scrounge from the vending machine (bag of chips and a honeybun).
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 1:05 pm to
Just did it to see what kind of thread you would make.
Posted by Sugarbuggies
North Louisiana
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 1:13 pm to
Be a sick one if he does it twice.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

Be a sick one if he does it twice.

There won't be a second time
Posted by thebigmuffaletta
Member since Aug 2017
15770 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 9:08 pm to
This happened at a job I had years ago. We spiked some fried rice with ex-lax and left it in the lunchroom fridge...never happened again
Posted by Cracker
in a box
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 9:09 pm to
Many posters on this board!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 9:10 pm to
Its always funny to tell the new guy they can have (whatever food is in the refrigerator that belongs to someone else) and when that person can't find their food, tell them the new guy ate it.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 9:23 pm to
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Our old janitor used to bring hogshead cheese for lunch. He never hat to worry about it being stolen.






ETA: Id steal the hogs head cheese.
This post was edited on 1/5/20 at 9:24 pm
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 9:48 pm to
Hungry one
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8095 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:16 pm to
Our security guard got busted for stealing lunches. If you can't trust a $6 an hour security guard, who can you trust.
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:17 pm to
I’d steal Jane’s saltines and go to town.
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

Its always funny to tell the new guy they can have (whatever food is in the refrigerator that belongs to someone else) and when that person can't find their food, tell them the new guy ate it.

You catch a lot of flack on this board and a lot of it has to do with you being a complete asshat. This is another one of those.

I'd real life hit a cripple guy if he got me in that situation
Posted by CXSteve
Member since Oct 2012
891 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 6:18 am to
It's your fault if you leave your lunch where fats can take it.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 1/6/20 at 6:22 am to
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15317 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 6:23 am to
I wouldn't eat anything found in the fridge unless it was something I brought. It isn't mine.



My wife worked at El Paso Gas company years ago and someone kept eating peoples food in the fridge.

Someone got pissed and made some cupcakes or somethihg with Exlax Chocolate in them.

While out in the field one of the techs shite their pants.

HAHAHAHA
Posted by Mizz-SEC
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Member since Jun 2013
23231 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:03 am to

In his younger days my dad worked at a factory and my mother was an exceptional cook, especially with desserts.

Well 2-3 times a week some SOB would steal the dessert out of his lunch box, so old pops had mom make a chocolate eclair loaded with E-Lax frosting.

He said it took two days for the thief to make his move, but the bastard soon became evident.
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Its always funny to tell the new guy they can have (whatever food is in the refrigerator that belongs to someone else) and when that person can't find their food, tell them the new guy ate it.

You catch a lot of flack on this board and a lot of it has to do with you being a complete asshat. This is another one of those.

I'd real life hit a cripple guy if he got me in that situation




Ordinarily it pisses me off when posters make cripple comments, but this one cracked me up.
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