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Posted on 9/2/19 at 11:51 am to the paradigm
Nordstrom’s
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:27 pm to TDsngumbo
The word ready. I know this is something we have to adjust to and I have... but she will never know the true definition of that word. No matter how many times I tell her it drives me nuts, I'm ready will always mean, "I'm ready once I pick my shoes out, touch up my hair one more time, play with this eyelash thing that does not do one fricking thing except kill a minute of time, go to the bathroom one more time, and make sure I unplugged my 4,000 hair accessories."
Posted on 9/2/19 at 12:51 pm to scott8811
Posted on 9/2/19 at 1:09 pm to TDsngumbo
1. Understanding the inputs and the source buttons on electronics. She can't turn on/off our TV 50% of the time.
2. Logistics, prioritizing and punctuality. She Can't do anything in the correct order to make her life easy because she doesn't understand the concept of planning/prioritizing which inevitably leads to complaining about how much she's doing around the house/at work or it leads to her being late.
3. Understanding the inputs and source buttons on electronics... deserves to be listed twice!
2. Logistics, prioritizing and punctuality. She Can't do anything in the correct order to make her life easy because she doesn't understand the concept of planning/prioritizing which inevitably leads to complaining about how much she's doing around the house/at work or it leads to her being late.
3. Understanding the inputs and source buttons on electronics... deserves to be listed twice!
Posted on 9/2/19 at 1:23 pm to MMauler
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Translation: His complete c*nt of a wife found out his TD handle and now he will be forced to make nothing but bullsh*t posts until he can establish an alter from a more secure computer.
She has known who I am on here for a very long time. She comes here every once in a while for a good laugh or two but she still refuses to post. I’m working on it, though. I’ve given her all the rules of posting (especially as a female) and she said there’s too many rules
. But I don’t have to BS on here just to impress her. She’s just as nasty as I am so most of what I post wouldn’t offend her. Except for the one or two babe threads I post every once in a while.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 1:30 pm to TDsngumbo
Mine has trouble with zipper/reseal food packs, same as yours and mine can’t load the dishwasher to save her life.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 1:41 pm to Capital Cajun
1- toothpaste, never ever squeezed from the back
2- entire roll of toilet paper used in a day. same with paper towels
3- must step on brakes every 50 feet.
4- uses hairspray as air freshener
2- entire roll of toilet paper used in a day. same with paper towels
3- must step on brakes every 50 feet.
4- uses hairspray as air freshener
Posted on 9/2/19 at 1:46 pm to 3D
Ultra competitive, too smart for her own good. Hates to lose at anything. Would argue with a brick wall if it could talk back. She's an attorney.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 2:25 pm to OchoDedos
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Ultra competitive, too smart for her own good
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Would argue with a brick wall
Except for the smart portion, she sounds like a bunch of posters here.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 2:27 pm to TDsngumbo
Her cell phone
Social media
Getting off her arse
Social media
Getting off her arse
Posted on 9/2/19 at 2:28 pm to OWLFAN86
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OWLFAN86
Posted on 9/2/19 at 2:35 pm to MotorBoater
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Red wine! She can kill a dozen vodka drinks and still be normal. 3 red wine drinks and all she keeps telling me that she can’t feel her teeth! Sloppy drunk!
I read this in trumps voice
Posted on 9/2/19 at 4:09 pm to TDsngumbo
The thermostat.
It’s like a combination of computer chess and a Rubik’s cube to her.
It’s like a combination of computer chess and a Rubik’s cube to her.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 4:22 pm to TDsngumbo
animals
Posted on 9/2/19 at 4:23 pm to 3D
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1- toothpaste, never ever squeezed from the back
My wife and I have separate tubes of toothpaste for this very reason. Her tube looks like it was in a pileup in turn 2 at Talladega. Mine on the other hand looks like someone civilized uses it.
Posted on 9/2/19 at 5:12 pm to Cincinnati Bowtie
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Cincinnati Bowtie
Still...
I see.
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