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What is your most embarrassing fart story?
Posted on 11/14/19 at 11:55 am
Posted on 11/14/19 at 11:55 am
When I was in sixth grade, my friend and I were hanging out with a couple girls at his house. He had a medicine ball in his room and we were all tossing it around. One of the girls tossed it to me, and when I went to catch it, it slipped through my arms, and it hit my stomach.
I ripped the loudest fart. Everyone went silent, looked at each other and slowly walked downstairs, leaving me upstairs by myself incredibly embarrassed. My sixth grade self wanted to leave earth at that moment.
I ripped the loudest fart. Everyone went silent, looked at each other and slowly walked downstairs, leaving me upstairs by myself incredibly embarrassed. My sixth grade self wanted to leave earth at that moment.
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 11:57 am to whitetiger1234
damn 
Posted on 11/14/19 at 11:57 am to whitetiger1234
farted while a girl was giving me a blowjob...
tried to hold it in as long as I could.
but to her credit, she kept on going
Edit. I'll set up the logistics.... I wasn't sitting straight up on a couch or even standing up... I was laying down with my legs spread open so I pretty much farted right in this girls face.
tried to hold it in as long as I could.
but to her credit, she kept on going
Edit. I'll set up the logistics.... I wasn't sitting straight up on a couch or even standing up... I was laying down with my legs spread open so I pretty much farted right in this girls face.
This post was edited on 11/14/19 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 11/14/19 at 11:57 am to whitetiger1234
Someone shitting their pants will be the winner.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 11:59 am to TigerNlc
That one time shite came out with it.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:00 pm to DarthRebel
quote:
That one time shite came out with it.
Only once? Lucky.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:01 pm to TigerNlc
The George Brett Story
I grew up with a guy who's farts were the worst thing anyone has ever smelled. He made one of our friends puke once, but he was never embarrassed it was something he was proud of.
I grew up with a guy who's farts were the worst thing anyone has ever smelled. He made one of our friends puke once, but he was never embarrassed it was something he was proud of.
This post was edited on 11/14/19 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:03 pm to whitetiger1234
When I was in 6th grade I leaned over to get a pencil out of my bag and when I did, I farted a loud one against the hard seat bottom. I immediately sat back up like it didn't happen but unfortunately the teacher was walking by my desk at the same time and she laughed out loud. My buddy sitting next to me also laughed and thought it was the funniest shite to ever happen in 6th grade.
Looking back on it, it was pretty funny.
Back in 2003 my new girlfriend and I were sitting on the bed watching a movie together when I laughed and pushed out a stinky fart. I was mortified and stared at her, she stared at me, and we both started laughing. I said, "well I'm glad we got that out of the way". We've been married for 10 years now.
Looking back on it, it was pretty funny.
Back in 2003 my new girlfriend and I were sitting on the bed watching a movie together when I laughed and pushed out a stinky fart. I was mortified and stared at her, she stared at me, and we both started laughing. I said, "well I'm glad we got that out of the way". We've been married for 10 years now.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:03 pm to whitetiger1234
I love a good fart, and I almost always laugh when someone farts. Not to tease or because I think they should be embarrassed, but because I think they're awesome.
I have two boys, 7 and 4, and I have trained them to embrace farting instead of being embarrassed by them. Whether I'm doing them a favor or not, I'm not sure. Guess I have to wait until they're in middle school to find out.
I have two boys, 7 and 4, and I have trained them to embrace farting instead of being embarrassed by them. Whether I'm doing them a favor or not, I'm not sure. Guess I have to wait until they're in middle school to find out.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:03 pm to TigerNlc
quote:
Only once? Lucky.
Luckily ive only sharted once as well. And I was at home when it happened so no biggie
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:05 pm to whitetiger1234
In Jr. high we always had to do sit ups at a certain time of the year during PE. I had a girl holding down my feet and I ripped a big one on my way up.
I've probably had funnier ones, but it's rough at that age living stuff like that down.
Several other boys and one girl did the same thing within that week or two that we were doing sit ups every day so I guess it wasn't so bad.
I've probably had funnier ones, but it's rough at that age living stuff like that down.
Several other boys and one girl did the same thing within that week or two that we were doing sit ups every day so I guess it wasn't so bad.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:05 pm to whitetiger1234
Me and my step brother decided to tag team a job interview at a sporting goods store. We had it in the bag then he proceeded to rip a 12 second fart. Needless to say, we didn't get the job and my mom and step dad took away our tv privileges during shark week. It worked out in the end, though. Our new karaoke business is off the charts.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:12 pm to eScott
quote:Holy hell, how have I never seen this? This is amazing.
The George Brett Story
"I'm good twice a year for that"
The whole thing start to finish had me cracking up. The storytelling, the seriousness in his tone, the fact that no one wanted to hear it and he kept telling it anyway, and then the ending "... true story... who's the pitchers in this game?"
Just awesome.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:15 pm to whitetiger1234
Can someone link the story on here from a couple years ago
A poster was in a public restroom at the sink. Tried to let one rip and sharted.
Instead of walking through the building to leave, he escaped through a window in the bathroom.
A poster was in a public restroom at the sink. Tried to let one rip and sharted.
Instead of walking through the building to leave, he escaped through a window in the bathroom.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:23 pm to whitetiger1234
I shite myself while riding on a Mardi Gras float. I took my drawz off and tossed them in the cheering crowd. This was the Busch league Spanish town parade anyway.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:24 pm to whitetiger1234
The worst one I ever saw was in 10th grade. Happened to a hot girl.
Was in science class and it was quiet, the girl in particular looked like a damn pornstar by 10th grade, like a 4'10" Brianna Banks in her prime. Anyways she sneezed and was sitting in a wooden desk with tight pants, one ripped for a good 2 to 3 seconds. But the best part to me was a girl who didnt like her said sorta loud to herself, "was probably a queef, frickin whore. Wont be able to smell the difference". Girl went home after lunch.
Was in science class and it was quiet, the girl in particular looked like a damn pornstar by 10th grade, like a 4'10" Brianna Banks in her prime. Anyways she sneezed and was sitting in a wooden desk with tight pants, one ripped for a good 2 to 3 seconds. But the best part to me was a girl who didnt like her said sorta loud to herself, "was probably a queef, frickin whore. Wont be able to smell the difference". Girl went home after lunch.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:27 pm to whitetiger1234
I had to fart once during class at LSU but ended up soiling myself. The smell was unbearable
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:27 pm to SuperSaint
Lol upgrayed. Like ketchup and onions
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:28 pm to eScott
I'm just picturing George Brett standing alone in a casino lobby, leather jacket tied around his waist and shite running down his leg. That was gold.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:29 pm to whitetiger1234
Met a girl at a bar one night. My buddy was ready to go and I wasn't so she said she'd take me back to my truck.
We get back to my truck and she was hinting that we go back to her place. I go to get out of the car and when my arse came off the seat I accidentally ripped a really loud one. Totally killed the mood and I went home alone
We get back to my truck and she was hinting that we go back to her place. I go to get out of the car and when my arse came off the seat I accidentally ripped a really loud one. Totally killed the mood and I went home alone
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