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re: What is your favorite Southern phrase?
Posted on 2/15/19 at 3:43 pm to athenslife101
Posted on 2/15/19 at 3:43 pm to athenslife101
Didn’t have a pot to piss in. Also, prettier than a speckled puppy! Lastly, Holier than thou!
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 3:51 pm to athenslife101
If anyone's gonna be having sex with my sister, it's gone be me
Posted on 2/15/19 at 3:55 pm to athenslife101
“It’s slicker than frog snot”
And
“Gawwww!” That’s what my coonass in law baws say.
And
“Gawwww!” That’s what my coonass in law baws say.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 3:55 pm to MountainTiger
quote:
"Bless your heart"
This is the GOAT.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 4:07 pm to athenslife101
Ima slap da taste out cha mout
Posted on 2/15/19 at 4:18 pm to athenslife101
have you et yet? nawju...
quote:
youunnnto!!!!
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 2/15/19 at 4:40 pm to athenslife101
These aren’t favorites necessarily but ones I heard a lot as a kid.
I’m so hungry my stomach thinks my throat’s been cut.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Tough ti##y said the kitty but the milk’s still good.
Shi##ing on one leg and rubbing it on the other.
Hold one hand out, s##t in the other and see which one gets full first.
...can’t carry a tune in a bucket.
I’m so hungry my stomach thinks my throat’s been cut.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Tough ti##y said the kitty but the milk’s still good.
Shi##ing on one leg and rubbing it on the other.
Hold one hand out, s##t in the other and see which one gets full first.
...can’t carry a tune in a bucket.
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 2/15/19 at 4:52 pm to athenslife101
Wayne Mack had the best: "Busier than a pick pocket in a piano store"
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:04 pm to athenslife101
I’m fing this dog, you are just holding the head.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:38 pm to athenslife101
There's a snake in my boot!
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:42 pm to Lsuhack1
quote:
Let’s see said the blind man speaking to his deaf wife....
Some people add...... over the telephone
It's, " 'I see' said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw."
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:48 pm to athenslife101
Yankee
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:52 pm to YNWA
When referring to a cold front.......Ain't nuthin' between (insert state...i.e. Texas) and the north pole but 2 barbed wire fences and one of 'ums down.
Play with the Bull and you're gonna get the horn.
Play with the Bull and you're gonna get the horn.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:52 pm to mofungoo
She has more problems than a Chinese math book.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 6:05 pm to athenslife101
My grandpa would add the word “country”.
Take a big, fresh “country” shite.
He was a pretty fair “country” ball player.
That boy is “country” strong!
You’re about to get a big “country” arse kicking!
Take a big, fresh “country” shite.
He was a pretty fair “country” ball player.
That boy is “country” strong!
You’re about to get a big “country” arse kicking!
Posted on 2/15/19 at 7:02 pm to athenslife101
I don’t know whether to shite or wind my watch!
Posted on 2/15/19 at 7:17 pm to athenslife101
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
He's as useless as tits on a boar
He's as useless as tits on a boar
Posted on 2/15/19 at 7:33 pm to athenslife101
Who’s Your Daddy
Posted on 2/15/19 at 7:38 pm to athenslife101
“Row Dammed Tahd, Pawl!”
Posted on 2/15/19 at 7:42 pm to athenslife101
Something doesn’t make sense:
“That makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine”
When really drunk:
“I’m as fricked up as a (racist term)’s checkbook.”
“That makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine”
When really drunk:
“I’m as fricked up as a (racist term)’s checkbook.”
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