- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Coaching Changes
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: What is your best revenge stories?
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:12 am to Traveler
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:12 am to Traveler
quote:
Former coworker was fired and he subscribed his boss to a few gay and bsdm magazines.
I did this to a guy in high school. I got him a subscription to Playgirl. His parents freaked out.
Another time in high school we took a leftover keg from a party to a guy's house and left it on the porch with a note that said something like "here's the keg you ordered". That guy got in a lot of trouble too.
God I just realized that I do a lot of cruel shite to people. It's going to take me a minute to remember all the crap that I've done to people that pissed me off.
These days, like the other poster said already, I just try to live well.
This post was edited on 3/15/22 at 11:25 am
0
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:21 am to frequent flyer
had beef with a kid in high school. I caught him trying to spray paint my car tires, and chased him down the street. never seen him run so hard before.
so then I made a craiglist ad for a free python, and people would call him to come and grab it. He made a facebook post because he was getting blown up via phone calls
so then I made a craiglist ad for a free python, and people would call him to come and grab it. He made a facebook post because he was getting blown up via phone calls
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:25 am to frequent flyer
Unfortunately for me, i was the target of revenge.
It started when me and buddy was driving somewhere in a thunderstorm when I decided to let one rip, kind that peels paint. Rain kept him from rolling down the windows. He was not happy.
Fast forward a few weeks and we are in Blockbuster when I smelled this horrible shite fart. I turned my head to say something and he was gone! turned the other way and two girls was walking away, turning their heads making faces. We were in the "C" section and I looked over to the "Z" area and I see this head overlooking the shelves, dying laughing.
It started when me and buddy was driving somewhere in a thunderstorm when I decided to let one rip, kind that peels paint. Rain kept him from rolling down the windows. He was not happy.
Fast forward a few weeks and we are in Blockbuster when I smelled this horrible shite fart. I turned my head to say something and he was gone! turned the other way and two girls was walking away, turning their heads making faces. We were in the "C" section and I looked over to the "Z" area and I see this head overlooking the shelves, dying laughing.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:28 am to LSUPERMAN
You just reminded me of another one. My uncle short-sheeted me, so a friend and I went to his house and wrapped his BWM in about 1000 yards of Saran Wrap with various fruits under it.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:31 am to frequent flyer
A Dude I worked with got tired of a Guy taking his tools all the time without asking. So Dude filled Guys tool box with expanding spray foam.
It was hilarious. Guy couldn’t open his toolbox cause the foam was holding it all shut. Our Chief found out about it and made Dude cut open Guys toolbox and scrape off all the foam. It took Dude a week to clean Guys tools.
It was hilarious. Guy couldn’t open his toolbox cause the foam was holding it all shut. Our Chief found out about it and made Dude cut open Guys toolbox and scrape off all the foam. It took Dude a week to clean Guys tools.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:32 am to frequent flyer
My best one is moving on from my ex wife and finding happiness and a great person to spend my life with while she rots away in a shithole NLA town binging and purging herself into an early death.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:32 am to CoyoteSong
quote:
When we were playing dungeons and dragons I stole a friends game piece and he couldn’t find it and was freaking out. Another friend laughed so hard milk shot out of his nose.
Now lets hear the revenge part.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:32 am to Random LSU Hero
quote:
She’s now dating Russell Crowe.
Yeah, but he's fat now.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:34 am to frequent flyer
My dog stole my steak off the counter so I ate all of the cat shite in the litter box. I think he learned his lesson.
This post was edited on 3/15/22 at 11:35 am
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:34 am to frequent flyer
I know a woman that would date older guys for their money and when she made enough off of them she would dump them for a younger guy. She did this to an old guy and he released a whole sack of live crawfish in her house while she was out. That place stunk for months.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:36 am to frequent flyer
WARNING:
I'm going to condense the story...
back in college I lived in an apartment and my good friend lived in the unit next to me. We would grill something on the BBQ just about every night.
Long story short...he ends up fricking my GF.
He was evading me and I never could catch up with him. I had a key to his apartment. The day I found out what he did, I went in his apartment, grabbed the BBQ sauce out of his fridge and took a big ole nasty shite in it.
I put the cap back on it and put the BBQ sauce back in his refrigerator.
I'm going to condense the story...
back in college I lived in an apartment and my good friend lived in the unit next to me. We would grill something on the BBQ just about every night.
Long story short...he ends up fricking my GF.
He was evading me and I never could catch up with him. I had a key to his apartment. The day I found out what he did, I went in his apartment, grabbed the BBQ sauce out of his fridge and took a big ole nasty shite in it.
I put the cap back on it and put the BBQ sauce back in his refrigerator.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:38 am to rexorotten
quote:
y dog stole my steak off the counter so I ate all of the cat shite in the litter box. I think he learned his lesson.
My dog would be pissed!
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:40 am to frequent flyer
Read recently about a guy getting cut off in a store parking lot by some chick. He waited for her to come out, and every time she hit her fob, he honked his horn.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:41 am to frequent flyer
When I was in boot camp, there was a fellow recruit that was just a dickhead. Kind of guy that just got under everyone's skin. Found out later, his daddy was a former Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy, so I guess he felt entitled. As anyone who has ever been to boot camp knows, when the lights come on in the morning, your feet hit the deck immediately, and you fastly start getting your shite together, while being yelled at.
This dude wore glasses. Had a nice pair of Navy-issued "BC" glasses next to his rack. Early, early one morning, some dude on fire watch, rubbed a nice coat of shoe polish on the lenses. One of the few times I looked forward to getting up during boot camp!
This dude wore glasses. Had a nice pair of Navy-issued "BC" glasses next to his rack. Early, early one morning, some dude on fire watch, rubbed a nice coat of shoe polish on the lenses. One of the few times I looked forward to getting up during boot camp!
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:42 am to The Ramp
He was, trust me.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:44 am to Supermoto Tiger
A dude bangs your girlfriend so you shite in his barbecue sauce instead of whipping his arse?
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:47 am to The Ramp
quote:
My dog would be pissed!
Wait until LSUCoyote chimes in
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:48 am to dewster
quote:
Nah I'm not sharing that kind of detail. Mostly because the target of said revenge still has no idea it was me, and has turned out to be a pretty nice person as they got older.
Oh no podnuh, I know exactly who did it and I’m not really a nice guy.
I’m just playing the long game. You’ll see.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:52 am to frequent flyer
One time my friend hid my clothes so I wore all of his and did lunges without underwear.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:58 am to TDsngumbo
quote:I bet Chandler was pissed!
One time my friend hid my clothes so I wore all of his and did lunges without underwear.
Page 2 of 6
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News