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re: What is your advice to a young-flirtatious girl chasing after a handsome married man?

Posted on 8/21/18 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9615 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 2:45 pm to
Is this the same woman that you would marry tomorrow if you knew she was in need of love? That you clicked after just a few hours? What's the matter? Now having second thoughts?
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 2:46 pm to
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Seriously, what do you do?
You're obviously looking for one of us to tell you to nail it.

So get after it bro!
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 2:48 pm to
Please do not feed the troll with serious responses, thank you move along
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19969 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 2:48 pm to
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This doesn't happen as classy as you make it out to be.


Nope. But they are sneaky.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 2:50 pm to
We need to be discreet as possible. And thank you for what you do. You’re a godsend.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

What is your advice to the young, flirtatious girl who is idealistic, young, beautiful, but naive girl who is chasing and hounding a older, handsome married man?

What is the advice you would give that girl?


Bro , the strippers are nice to everyone, they want your money.


Make sure you wash the glitter off your dick before you go home.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 3:04 pm to
Tell her to go after a guy who can actually communicate on at least a high school level. You, seriously, sound retarded...which makes me believe you may actually be handsome.

Your wife probably thinks you're too dumb to catch her cheating, so she probably does. Go ahead and frick the coworker...just do it after an after hours function you, and her, leave a bit early. Who am I kidding, you're too dumb to pull that off...tell her that. I'm too dumb to frick you without ruining my life, and I don't want to ruin my life...
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 3:10 pm to
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She's not a homewrecker. She isn't the one to make the decision to have an affair.



No, she’s just making the decision to peruse and sleep with a married man. She absolutely is a home wrecker.

Note that this does not absolve old boy of anything, as he is a POS.
This post was edited on 8/21/18 at 3:13 pm
Posted by mountaintop
Member since Oct 2017
740 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 3:11 pm to
This is advice for my friend. He's in this situation. He needs help.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 3:14 pm to
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This is advice for my friend. He's in this situation. He needs help.


He doesn’t need help. He needs to stop being an idiot and tell this chick to stay away from him. This isn’t that hard.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 3:19 pm to
tell this girl Im down and ready to clown
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 3:20 pm to
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This is advice for my friend. He's in this situation. He needs help.


Okay, this seriously isn't that hard to figure out

First step

Continue friendship with young hottie, but don't do anything sexual

yet

Second step Watch threesome porn with wife (not the devil's threesome either) and gauge her interest. If she's totally not into abort. you have no chance. If she asks if that is something you would like to try (I mean if your friend's wife asks him) don't be a dumb shite and dive right in with the yes , instead demure "I don't know hon, what do you think?"

Continue being friendly with slut

If wife suggests second session of threesome porn, you have a chance, continue with planning. Do NOT ask her for a second session. It MUST be her idea.

After THREE successful sessions of threesome porn you are ready for a meet and greet. If the wife has watched 3 threesome porns, she's into a 3some. The only question is is she into doing it with you?

And that my friends is how you have a threesome that does not end in divorce.

Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54854 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 3:30 pm to
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What is the advice you would give that girl?


call me
Posted by mountaintop
Member since Oct 2017
740 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 3:30 pm to
The guy is 39 and the girl is 20

Help him

Please

She is a smart college intern. She'a a Villanova college student.....I've met her myself. I personally think she is beautiful for her age. She has a nice smile, nice body, good looks.

She's gonna take him guys...help my friend....please
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32981 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 3:33 pm to
I've never seen anyone hold so desperately on to a bad troll thread...
Posted by Lsuhack1
Member since Feb 2018
866 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 3:34 pm to
Eager beats pretty every single time.
Posted by LSUGRAD2008
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2018
484 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 3:48 pm to
quit working at strip clubs?
Posted by manshipbk
Member since Aug 2018
104 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 3:53 pm to
I’m not sure that explaining that the girl is flirtatious and beautiful and that the man is handsome it’s really necessary
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
20697 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 4:01 pm to
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What is your advice to the young, flirtatious girl who is idealistic, young, beautiful, but naive girl who is chasing and hounding a older, handsome married man?



Not exactly advice, but I’d call her on her bullshite the same way I did a mutual friend years ago. A few friends of mine were friends with a girl, and when I finally met her, she was blabbing on about only dating married guys. After a few minutes I looked at her and told her she was full of shite. Told her the only reason she dated married guys is because she wanted what she couldn’t have.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 4:02 pm to
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