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Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:07 am to Cosmo
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ermagherd
This made me chuckle.
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:08 am to Cosmo
There is another thread that gets pretty heated by nurse, tigerlee, and darth from last year
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:09 am to Tino
Apparently the elf is serious business to some
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:11 am to lsunurse
well...you sure do seem to argue against it a lot
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:12 am to lsunurse
quote:No shite, you better take hydrocrackers and shite seriously.
Apparently the elf is serious business to some

This post was edited on 12/18/15 at 8:13 am
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:12 am to lsunurse
Wait nursie, you hate elf on the shelf?
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:14 am to lsunurse
You sure do like to bash on kid stuff for someone that doesn't have kids. I can't wait for all the FB photos of your elf in a few years.
FTR we did the elf thing for a couple of years. This year we decided to ignore it bc it's such a pain in the fricking arse to remember to move it every damn night.
FTR we did the elf thing for a couple of years. This year we decided to ignore it bc it's such a pain in the fricking arse to remember to move it every damn night.
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:14 am to Cosmo
Dude I call BS unless your heads been up your own arse for the past 5 years no way you don't know anything about Elf. The BS people create just to start a thread.
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:14 am to fr33manator
quote:
Wait nursie, you hate elf on the shelf?
Nurse hates stuff that people with kids do and other females. That's her thing.
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:15 am to lsunurse
quote:
And hate creepy dolls
There's nothing creepy about it. If this elf creeps you out, you're gonna be horrified when you see your first erect penis.
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:15 am to terd ferguson
that's understandable
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:16 am to terd ferguson
quote:
Nurse hates stuff that people with kids do and other females.
Is it because she's barren?
Or just jealous because B is secretly gay and won't put a baby in her?
This post was edited on 12/18/15 at 8:18 am
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:17 am to yellowfin
You know what I'm talking about right? You just get comfortable in bed and are about to drift off when one of you realizes the damn elf is still in the same spot. So then you spend a few minutes arguing over who is gonna get up and move it and then you have to try to find some new place to put it. That ends up being your entire December routine.
Of course a week or so ago he says "Some kids at school were talking about their elf. What happened to our elf?"
I had to mumble some shite and quickly run away.
Of course a week or so ago he says "Some kids at school were talking about their elf. What happened to our elf?"
I had to mumble some shite and quickly run away.
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:18 am to terd ferguson
quote:
Some kids at school were talking about their elf. What happened to our elf?"
Joined a cult.
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:20 am to terd ferguson
This place is amazing.
We got one dude who's been posting on this site since 2003, and yet he claims he's never heard of elf on the shelf.
Then we have a childless nurse who complains about elf on the shelf even though it has little to no affect on her life.
Yall funny
We got one dude who's been posting on this site since 2003, and yet he claims he's never heard of elf on the shelf.
Then we have a childless nurse who complains about elf on the shelf even though it has little to no affect on her life.
Yall funny
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:20 am to fr33manator
quote:
Is it because she's barren?
"At first, I didn’t believe it. That this woman who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley could not bear children. But the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:20 am to fr33manator
And to think I was actually nice to you when I met you. And even gave you cupcakes
This post was edited on 12/18/15 at 8:22 am
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:21 am to terd ferguson
I wake up an hour before anyone else at my house so that's usually when I move them.
I try and see how much of a mess I can make because mrs fin has to clean it up
this morning I had the entire formal dining table covered in flour
I try and see how much of a mess I can make because mrs fin has to clean it up
this morning I had the entire formal dining table covered in flour
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