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re: What is this elf on a shelf nonsense floating around my FB?

Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:07 am to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:07 am to


That's cold blooded
Posted by Nature Boy
Negatiger
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:07 am to
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ermagherd


This made me chuckle.
Posted by Tino
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:08 am to
There is another thread that gets pretty heated by nurse, tigerlee, and darth from last year
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:09 am to
Apparently the elf is serious business to some
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:11 am to
well...you sure do seem to argue against it a lot
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:12 am to
quote:

Apparently the elf is serious business to some
No shite, you better take hydrocrackers and shite seriously.

This post was edited on 12/18/15 at 8:13 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:12 am to
Wait nursie, you hate elf on the shelf?

Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:14 am to
You sure do like to bash on kid stuff for someone that doesn't have kids. I can't wait for all the FB photos of your elf in a few years.

FTR we did the elf thing for a couple of years. This year we decided to ignore it bc it's such a pain in the fricking arse to remember to move it every damn night.
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:14 am to
Dude I call BS unless your heads been up your own arse for the past 5 years no way you don't know anything about Elf. The BS people create just to start a thread.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:14 am to
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Wait nursie, you hate elf on the shelf?


Nurse hates stuff that people with kids do and other females. That's her thing.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85560 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:15 am to
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And hate creepy dolls

There's nothing creepy about it. If this elf creeps you out, you're gonna be horrified when you see your first erect penis.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:15 am to
that's understandable
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:16 am to
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Nurse hates stuff that people with kids do and other females.



Is it because she's barren?


Or just jealous because B is secretly gay and won't put a baby in her?
This post was edited on 12/18/15 at 8:18 am
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:17 am to
You know what I'm talking about right? You just get comfortable in bed and are about to drift off when one of you realizes the damn elf is still in the same spot. So then you spend a few minutes arguing over who is gonna get up and move it and then you have to try to find some new place to put it. That ends up being your entire December routine.

Of course a week or so ago he says "Some kids at school were talking about their elf. What happened to our elf?"

I had to mumble some shite and quickly run away.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:18 am to
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Some kids at school were talking about their elf. What happened to our elf?"


Joined a cult.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:19 am to
Damn son
Posted by BIGDAB
Go for the Jugular
Member since Jun 2011
7468 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:20 am to
This place is amazing.


We got one dude who's been posting on this site since 2003, and yet he claims he's never heard of elf on the shelf.

Then we have a childless nurse who complains about elf on the shelf even though it has little to no affect on her life.


Yall funny
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76192 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:20 am to
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Is it because she's barren?

"At first, I didn’t believe it. That this woman who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley could not bear children. But the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:20 am to
And to think I was actually nice to you when I met you. And even gave you cupcakes
This post was edited on 12/18/15 at 8:22 am
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99043 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:21 am to
I wake up an hour before anyone else at my house so that's usually when I move them.

I try and see how much of a mess I can make because mrs fin has to clean it up

this morning I had the entire formal dining table covered in flour
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