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re: What is the most useful/logical super power to have if you could have one.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 9:15 pm to whitetiger1234
Posted on 6/19/19 at 9:15 pm to whitetiger1234
Pausing and rewinding time
Posted on 6/19/19 at 9:21 pm to Tiger1242
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Pausing and rewinding time
I wouldn't want anything to do with Chronomancy. I'd get to a point in which I keep repeating routine events to get it just perfect instead of being ok with "correct".
Posted on 6/19/19 at 9:25 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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I wouldn't want anything to do with Chronomancy. I'd get to a point in which I keep repeating routine events to get it just perfect instead of being ok with "correct".
Meanwhile I’d be a professional golfer, but you do you
Posted on 6/19/19 at 9:25 pm to whitetiger1234
Mind control like the Purple Man.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 9:26 pm to whitetiger1234
The power of amnesia. So I could forget what I just read.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 9:31 pm to Titus Pullo
Superhuman strength on the level of Superman. It would yield: Instant billionaire, professional athlete, endless amounts of women, and on and on.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 9:53 pm to DownSouthCrawfish
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Invincibility. I could just do whatever I want and not worry about ever being stopped.
Wrong. You could be tied up and put in a coffin and put at the bottom of a river.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 9:58 pm to whitetiger1234
The Zach Morris timeout.
Less succinctly, the ability to freeze time, manipulate matter while time is frozen, then restart time.
Less succinctly, the ability to freeze time, manipulate matter while time is frozen, then restart time.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 9:59 pm to whitetiger1234
Power over all the elements.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:02 pm to Joshjrn
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The Zach Morris timeout.
Less succinctly, the ability to freeze time, manipulate matter while time is frozen, then restart time.

Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:17 pm to whitetiger1234
I'd specify an ability which would inherently unlock other abilities. Controlling individual sub-atomic particles (which is pretty open ended because control can mean many things about something we do not fully understand) could be basis for teleportation, telekinesis, laser-beams from the eyes, Kamai Hamai Ha etc..
I'll be more specific and say: the ability to edit my DNA at will. I'd repeatedly alternate between enhancing my brain-matter arrangement and thinking of a better next refinement to increase my cognitive speed and creativity until I made Albert Einstein look mentally retarded, and then I'd do the obvious stuff: cure mortality, figure out sustained fusion power, faster than light travel, open up the universe for our taking.
I'll be more specific and say: the ability to edit my DNA at will. I'd repeatedly alternate between enhancing my brain-matter arrangement and thinking of a better next refinement to increase my cognitive speed and creativity until I made Albert Einstein look mentally retarded, and then I'd do the obvious stuff: cure mortality, figure out sustained fusion power, faster than light travel, open up the universe for our taking.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:44 pm to whitetiger1234
I just really want Mimic as my girlfriend so she can become any woman I've ever fantasized about.
"Honey, tonight I was thinking you could start off as Phoebe Cates from Fast Times and then switch to Kelly Kapowski for the finish. TIA."
"Honey, tonight I was thinking you could start off as Phoebe Cates from Fast Times and then switch to Kelly Kapowski for the finish. TIA."
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:20 pm to whitetiger1234
Instant massive erection generation
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:27 pm to Masterag
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Flying. Think of all the places you could see that no one else has ever seen. You could make billions selling photographs
Until some hick shoots you
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:33 pm to whitetiger1234
Deadpool's instant recovery
Always recovers
Always recovers
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:34 pm to kingbob
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I also really like that X-Force chick’s “I’m just really lucky” super power.
But that’s not a super power
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:35 pm to whitetiger1234
Whatever super power puts me in a boat every day fishing and bullshitting at the camp
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:59 pm to dbeck
If you're talking D&D mimic, it's an amorphous blob that takes on the form of an inanimate object to feed.
If you're talking movie mimic...gross.
If you're talking movie mimic...gross.
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