re: What is the maddest you have ever gotten?

Two parents at my wife's school tried to break into her class and attack her for sending their child to the office. She luckily had her door locked, or it would have been bad. They left before the police arrived, but came back after school to try to attack her. I was on my way there with a 12 gauge to kill them, but George Bush's motorcade was passing through Baton Rouge and I couldn't get there in time due to the grid lock. Well, the plan was to beat them both to death, but I wasn't rolling up to a potential gunfight with just my fists.

Anyway, they ended up showing up after school, but weren't arrested, just banned from the school premises, like that would do anything. In my book, going to a woman's work with a man to attack her is grounds for extermination, and I was definitely mad enough to do the rest of mankind a favor.

I used to get so pissed off at the damn Spyro game on Playstation.

Mostly video games piss me off, and its probably because I imagine some little bastard (the CPU) laughing at my screw ups in the game, so I get pissed at "them".

Some videogames that have pissed me off

-Halo (like when you "KNOW" you hit the other guy, or you hit the guy 6 times and he doesn't die, but he hits your arse once and you die)

-Spyro

-fricking NBA hangtime (too young to change difficulty setting, but w/e the frick the default setting was, it was hard as frick to win, even if I would be up by 10 with minimal time left, the SOB CPU would "find a way" to come back even if it took 30 seconds to score 9 points)



Other moments I can get pretty mad

-After exams if either

A) I simply forgot to go over something more I clearly knew I should have and it bit me in the arse on the test

B) The exam is bullshite because the prof put shite on the test that was not taught or mentioned as possibly being on the test in class


Homework can sometimes frustrate me bad.

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1. You'e not a man
2. That college education obviously didn't teach you the definition of the word "work"

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Don't be poor.

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ome videogames that have pissed me off

-Halo (like when you "KNOW" you hit the other guy, or you hit the guy 6 times and he doesn't die, but he hits your arse once and you die)

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fricking lag man... I set a great example for my kids once slinging a remote and rage quit.

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When you get real mad, and you want to ROAR! Just take a deep breath, hhhuuuhhhh heeeehhhh, and count to four!

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When you get ahold of yourself again, you don't have to stop at 3, you can go to 10

Wife calls me at 3pm on the Monday before she was supposed to go back to work from Maternity leave to tell me her boss had decided to lay her off. Small company, so FMLA doesn't apply. We were not planning on her staying home, so now I've got to deal with loss of income, insurance with a new born, etc. Pretty much started the most stressful year of my life instead of what should have been one of the biggest and most exciting.

The date? 1/9/12. That's right. That 1/9. So Prez's day was completed by watching ole JJ and company throw away the perfect season. I don't remember sleeping that night. I sat in the living room and just brooded.

On the flip side, that event pretty much ended my obsessiveness over football. I used to be mad for days if LSU lost, but not so much anymore. I guess I realized it could always be worse.

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because I don't have to stand in the sun and make $/hour? right.

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There's only a handful of jobs that I can think of that you can do inside all day. Judging from your snarky attitude and that degree you're so proud of, I'm guessing you're either a waiter or an abortion doctor. Congrats on your awesome life choices.

I got so mad I bit my crowned tooth in half

I guess in retrospective it was pretty trashy. I'd never admit I did those things now days.