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What is the funniest type of fart
Posted on 6/5/19 at 9:51 am
Posted on 6/5/19 at 9:51 am
I think the fart where you try and hold it in while walking but each step is a mini fart is the funniest to me. Rare but funny.
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Posted on 6/5/19 at 9:52 am to athenslife101
It's the trombone, because that's the sad "wah wah" of nature's sounds.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 9:52 am to athenslife101
when I do it in the car with the wife and kids and then lock the windows
Posted on 6/5/19 at 9:52 am to athenslife101
Hard to beat a good machine gun fart
Posted on 6/5/19 at 9:53 am to athenslife101
When old people fart and give no fricks. I’m about 10 years from reaching that age. Close second is someone sharting.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 9:53 am to athenslife101
The wet one that makes you think you gotta change your drawers...
But you don't.
But you don't.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 9:54 am to athenslife101
Squeakers are pretty funny
Posted on 6/5/19 at 9:55 am to athenslife101
It's the accidental fart from someone you wouldn't expect it from.
or a kid farting in an inappropriate place, like church.
or a kid farting in an inappropriate place, like church.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 9:55 am to athenslife101
The one that happens upon initial turd release that is heard by everyone in the public bathroom.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 9:56 am to athenslife101
Bruh, back in like 5th grade I was taking a math test and I was kicking arse. Like one of those ones that I knew I was going to ace and was flying through it. With like 5-6 questions left I knew that I was going to be the first one finished and had already shifted my body to be on the edge of my seat to go and turn it in first. Well unbeknownst to me, a fart came along and there was nothing to muffle the sound bc I only had one cheek on the seat. That thing was loud and had some bass to it.
Still finished first though
Still finished first though
Posted on 6/5/19 at 9:56 am to Shwapp
Crop dusting
Posted on 6/5/19 at 10:05 am to athenslife101
A silent but deadly one. Everyone's holding his/her nose and asking who did it while you're sitting there trying your hardest not to laugh.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 10:05 am to athenslife101
School desk fart. Metallic frame with a wood seat would give the best sound. Boys and girls alike would make that thing sing.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 10:27 am to athenslife101
The neverending ripper that starts sputtering at the end because you're laughing at it yourself.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 10:44 am to athenslife101
We know what you’d bring doing were you still in high school today.
Posted on 6/5/19 at 11:39 am to athenslife101
the wet, splashy kind........because there is no denying it!
Posted on 6/5/19 at 3:15 pm to caliegeaux
Under the covers on cold arse night when the wife has the covers pulled up to her eyes.
One time I let off a particularly bad one,wife got so mad she turned sideways in the bed and kicked me out on the floor.I weigh 200 lbs,she only weighs 105 but she was fired up.
Had to sleep on the sofa.
One time I let off a particularly bad one,wife got so mad she turned sideways in the bed and kicked me out on the floor.I weigh 200 lbs,she only weighs 105 but she was fired up.
Had to sleep on the sofa.
This post was edited on 6/5/19 at 3:30 pm
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