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What is the difference between toilet paper and tissue paper?

Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:10 pm
Posted by BulldogXero
Member since Oct 2011
10292 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:10 pm
As I sit here with a role of toilet paper on my desk in place of Kleenex, I have to ask why we need a separate product to wipe our noses when toilet paper works just as well.
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
8249 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:11 pm to
the spelling is a little different
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
23151 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:12 pm to
One comes in a box
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
87962 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:12 pm to
I'm sure someone let go from the GP plant will be here soon to explain...
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35859 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:12 pm to
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I have to ask why we need a separate product to wipe our noses when toilet paper works just as well



You dont
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:13 pm to
what is the difference between a good thread and a terrible thread?
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
8249 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

what is the difference between a good thread and a terrible thread?

I keep going back to the spelling...
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:15 pm to
Uh they're very clearly two different types of paper.
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4341 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:15 pm to

Blow your nose hard as hell with a tissue and and it will hold up just fine when toilet paper will not. However, if you try to wipe your arse with a tissue you will end up with shite on your hands.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

As I sit here with a role of toilet paper on my desk in place of Kleenex, I have to ask why we need a separate product to wipe our noses when toilet paper works just as well.


What about catching seed while self-pleasuring? Where does it fit on this spectrum?

Posted by FrankDrebin
The Port o'Potty
Member since Sep 2018
988 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:17 pm to
I can't even use kleenex. shite leaves lint all up in my beard and i need the roughness of a brawny paper towel when I'm blowing my nose.


(Kleenex is for girls)
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50548 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:17 pm to
The better question is the difference between tissue paper and toylatisha.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:18 pm to
that's what socks are for
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4341 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:19 pm to
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toylatisha.



I have a feeling that somewhere someone is walking around with that name.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40803 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:23 pm to
Try wiping your arse with klennex.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

Try wiping your arse with klennex.


Yep. Then you'll need something stronger than toilet or tissue paper to dry your hands after washing all the shite off them.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
22126 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:25 pm to
Tissue paper (originally facial tissue) is manufactured with a smoother surface, so it is less irritating to the nose. Toilet paper dissolves quicker, so it creates less of a problem with masticators in sewage treatment plants.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:32 pm to
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Toilet paper dissolves quicker, so it creates less of a problem with masticators in sewage treatment plants


They actually call those machines "masticators?" Ewwwwwww.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139223 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:54 pm to
Tissue paper is put in gift bags, has glitter on it.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:54 pm to
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Toilet paper dissolves quicker, so it creates less of a problem with masticators in sewage treatment plants


quote:

They actually call those machines "masticators?" Ewwwwwww.



Nope...Macerators...my fingers were moving faster than my brain. My bad...
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