re: What is the deal with recent dropout Murphy Painter in Ascension Parish? (pedo-related)

The legend of Murphy Painter goes back a long time...
before any of us could even pick up a baseball. Back to a place called Ascension Parish.
It all started about, mmm, 20 years ago,when thieves kept stealing junk from Donandsonville junkyard. So Mr. Harold, the guy that used to own the place, got him this new deputy from the town. Harold fed him whole sides of beef...and deptuy was turned loosein the junkyard. And the deputy was grateful.
And so, in a few weeks, the deputy grew into a Beast. And he grew big, and he grew mean...so that he could protect the parish with only one thing on his mind: To kill everyone that broke the law. And he did, and he liked it a lot!
Murphy Painter was the most perfect deputy that ever lived. A true killing machine.
But after a while, the FBI started getting phone calls from people...
reporting all the missing thieves, the ones that Murphy had killed. It added up to about 120...173 guys. They never found a single body. Not one. Some people say they all got away. But we all know what really happened. Murphy ate them. He ate them bone and all.
Murphy was too good at his sheriff deputy job, so the govener said he had to retired.
My grandpa, Squidman Palledorous, was govener back then. He ordered Mr. Harold to turn his parish into a fortress...and chain up Murphy and put him under the house...where he could never get out to eat children and stuff.
That's where he's been for 20 years

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Yea, Murphy Painter is a fricking scum bag. I tried telling folks on the political board this multiple times and each time his supporters came out to bash me and downvote.

Look who looks like the fool now, dumbasses. His supporters blindly supported him no matter what.

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They didn't believe you because you are a tool. The heavy hitters went after Murphy with big money and all they got want a big bill and lost an expensive counter suit. When will you people realize that if you investigate the big politicians you'll end up like a former friend of the Clintion's. Suicided

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Man, I really triggered you with my post there, didn't I? You can keep blaming Painter's (your) legal problems (which always seem to pop up, by the way) on political enemies but he (you) shelled out a bit of money in a civil suit by one his (your) accusers after he (you) were acquitted. There was at least some level of guilt there. And now he's (you're) on tape discussing his (your) efforts to assist in covering up multiple child rapes and a vehicular homicide back when he (you) was/were a deputy in the parish.



Bottom line is this -- about 70% of this parish knew Painter is a dirty mother fricker and the writing was on the wall with the vote numbers. Even the democrat running for the position came out and endorsed his opponent. Everyone with any sense whatsoever knows how important it was to keep Murphy Painter a private citizen.

Notice he disappeared like a fart in the wind once I said OldBeachComber was likely MP himself?

In the mid eighties I was pulled over, for nothing, in Ascension parish. I was told over the loudspeaker to get out of my car. I was almost 6'3, about 220, and doing 5 days a week in the gym. As soon as I got out I was told to just stand there while he called for backup. He was scared. When about 3 more cars arrived, I handed him my license, registration, and insurance.

I was compliant and non-argumentative until he told me I had run the red light. I said that it was green, that it had not even turned yellow yet. After a few minutes of trying to get me to confess, they all huddled, then decided to let me go. The initial cop was an a-hole throughout.

I mentioned this to some guys I knew from AP a few days later. They all told me that he is a well known a-hole. They said he goes to the bars, gets drunk, picks fights, and has anybody that kicks his arse arrested. He was well known back then and nobody had anything good to say about him.

This was 1985 and he was on a police motorcycle. He seems to have made CCD soon after. He seemed about 40 then so he must be fairly old now. This is the first time I have heard his name since then.

TLDR: Murphy Painter was an a-hole to me, for no reason, in 1985.

ETA: I have been informed that Charlie Painter was the motorcycle cop, therefore the a-hole. To my knowledge, I have never met Murphy.

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As a suburb, the place should be/is financially loaded and they don't have money for infrastructure.

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They use it all to build parks that no one frequents.

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Is it easy to make me look like a fool

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Yes.

You forgot your ? at the end of your sentence.

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In the mid eighties I was pulled over, for nothing, in Ascension parish. I was told over the loudspeaker to get out of my car. I was almost 6'3, about 220, and doing 5 days a week in the gym

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Gave your post an upvote, that was a good read.

But I’m curious, what do you weigh now, about four bills?

CHARLES

Oh yea, I’d say 75% of the elderly in the parish supported Painter.

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But I’m curious, what do you weigh now, about four bills?

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I topped out about 265. Last Jan., I was about 255 and a Dr. told me to lose some weight. I lost 35 lbs in a month and am hovering at 220 again. I was almost 6'3 for my Charlie Painter story and am almost 6'2 now. We shrink as we get older.