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re: What is straight up most "p" whipped you've ever seen

Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:14 pm to
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:14 pm to
If you open the door for your girlfriend's "buddy" it is
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132676 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:14 pm to
No walt, bitches love that shite
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108745 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:17 pm to
I mowed her stepmoms yard.
Posted by SpiderY2Bannana
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
476 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:22 pm to
Sleeping in the same bed with some dude or was said dude draining his balls in her?

Makes no difference really, just curious.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198109 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

What is straight up most "p" whipped you've ever seen
I know a dude that's not allowed to go to lunch is case a single woman might be at the same table



puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ssssssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:28 pm to
A friend of mine recently had a couple stay at his house for a few weeks because their house was almost finished being built. The wife works about 30 miles away from my friend's house and near her work is a raising canes that she passes on the way home. She got home (at my friend's house) before her husband got off of work and instead of calling or texting him, she waited for him to get home and said "I want to eat canes tonight & I didnt feel like stopping after work" so without saying a word he takes off, drives 30s miles to get his wife canes all because the bitch didn't feel like stopping on her way home.
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
20727 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:40 pm to
I work with a guy who has had to call and get permission from his wife to go to lunch with a group from the office. Normally he just declines but some days he wants to go. But first he has to call his wife.

I've bought my wife tampons before. I have a system. Get in quick and cover them up with other things
This post was edited on 12/30/15 at 9:42 pm
Posted by Farkwad
Byzantium
Member since Sep 2010
2669 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:42 pm to
I like fat girls to sit on me and fart.
Posted by Bruneaux
Thibodaux, La
Member since Aug 2015
618 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:42 pm to
I don't believe you.

No one is that much of a pussy.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198109 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

I like fat girls to sit on me and fart.
youre in the right place
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9347 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:52 pm to
One of my best buddies wife is a teacher that got caught banging a student. She got arrested and this idiot bails her out and takes her back. A year later he finds out she is banging one of our other friends. Idiot takes her back again. It was sickening.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:54 pm to
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I work with a guy who has had to call and get permission from his wife to go to lunch with a group from the office.


People bring this shite on themselves. frick that. And if she says no, he will not go?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70472 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:57 pm to
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While they were talking about it, he said to her that all he wanted to do was give her a hug.



...but she was covered in another dude's jizz.





Maybe he wanted a pearl necklace too. Marriage is all about sharing
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6607 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:28 pm to
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Those guys with joint Facebook accounts. "HimandHer Lastname commented on your status."


The joint Facebook account is the worst. Screams both 'I don't trust my spouse' and 'this dude is beaten.'
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:33 pm to
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I have a friend whose girlfriend lived with him and he walked in on her sleeping with some dude. While they were talking about it, he said to her that all he wanted to do was give her a hug.


Do not believe this happened.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:35 pm to
My wife works with a guy that makes his female co-workers wear a hair net when it's his turn to drive to lunch because he's scared his wife will see another woman's hair in his car.

He's a really nice guy, but he's way out of his league both in terms of family money and looks. I'm sure he knows that and she owns him.
This post was edited on 12/30/15 at 10:36 pm
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85560 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:36 pm to
My cousin fricked my girlfriend and I didn't beat him up. She was a great frick so I can understand.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54203 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:38 pm to
I heart my wife bumper stickers
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144680 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:39 pm to
Sorry to hijack thread. But I don't see 'neck enough.

How've you been living?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:06 pm to
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Those guys with joint Facebook accounts. "HimandHer Lastname commented on your status."


Friend of mine had an account like that. It was his old account they made into the "Him N Her" account.
Apparently Facebook was cracking down on those accounts for a while, or somebody reported them or something because Facebook changed it back to his name on the account. But he doesn't use Facebook anymore and she's always on the account posting. It's hilarious because she posts girly stuff but it's name so it'll look like
"John Smith- All my fellow mothers need to check out this breast feeding article"
And then she'll be replying to somebody's comment and it'll be like "John Smith- ohhhh girl I know, let's have a ladies night soon!!!! <3"
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