re: What is straight up most "p" whipped you've ever seen

Ever go to take a shower and there are balls of hair tucked in your arse crack? Still do not understand how this happens on nights where there is no messing around.

At our 15 year high school reunion two of my classmates hook up. She is married and he isnt. Her husband finds out about how his ol lady is getting railed on the side and invites the dude over to their house for dinner so the could talk about it. He fricking cooked and everything. Their two kids were even there. Shortly after she leaves his arse and ends up marrying the other guy. We couldn't believe it but we heard it straight from the horse's mouth.

ETA: She was and still is a major bitch. We joke that maybe he was trying to convince the other guy during the dinner to take her for good. Lol.

I am so whipped that I let my SO drive her Mercedes when we go on road trips.
She is driving us to the Alamo Bowl as I post to TD.
Beta as frick

nothing beats that, but in High School me and my friends had a trophy made that said "arse Eater of the Year Award" and it was a Turkey with glasses or something (was the cheapest thing at the trophy store) and we would vote on it and give it to the biggest arse eater. Then Tony kept winning it every year and we just stopped. Was fun.

He once dated a chick we called Bucket head, so one day he drove up with her and we got like 12 people to stand around outside with buckets on our heads with "the ballad of buckethead" playing.
She ran inside crying and we felt bad about it after.

I have a friend who had to lie about going to my bachelor party in Vegas. He told her that we went to a winery in California. He was so p whipped that he let her beat him and she even slept with a bar tender. They broke up bc he married a single mother stripper who looked like heather graham while In Vegas. He also pulled his front tooth out and got a mike Tyson tattoo on his face.

An oldie, but...

This one isn't really about someone being pussy whipped, but there was this guy who lived in my neighborhood at the time. He was much younger than me, I might have been out of high school 2 or 3 yrs (in college at the time) and this kid was in 8th or 9th grade. He & his family were the religious type, went to a non denominational church that a friend of mine's parents attended.

The little guy grew up in the church, they seemed like your average family, but more involved in church than most.. Anyway, one day the kid was home by himself and was supposedly looking for something in his parents room, but came across his dad's porn stash. This was around the time when a lot of people still had VCRs & in the porn stash was a VCR tape. Like most teenage males who find a porn stash, he decided to watch the tape and it was a homemade tape of his parents... And another couple. Evidently when he turned it on, his mom was getting plowed by the guy from the other couple while his dad was plowing the wife from the other couple.

The couple lived not to far away from our neighborhood, but his parents ended up getting a divorce and his dad ended up with the wife of the other couple and his mom with the husband. His dad ended up marrying the wife from other couple while his mom & the husband from the other couple only stayed together from a little while after.. Never got married.. Not sure where she went from there.

It's kind of stupid considering they easily could have adopted the kid

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I was already in the room when my current S/O got caught cheating on me. Although I guess I kind of volunteered to be a part of the circle jerk so I can't really call it cheating.

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You filthy little duck you.

This is another story I didn't witness first hand, but a guy I know was telling me about someone I know, who went on a vegas trip with the guy telling me the story.

Evidently the guy's wife tells him what he can/can't do all the time. In fact, there are places, like a trip to Vegas, she would alone allow him to go if a certain person is going to be there as well.

The group went play blackjack, he calls his wife to let her know.. He gets a seat at the table and was trying to be all smooth about it, like he was doing something bad. He would get 16 & 17 and would hit on that.. You know there are always people who get upset about that (I think its stupid for a person to do, but when someone is playing, its their money. Everybody should worry about their hand & what they can control and thats it).. There were a few people starting to talk under their breath.. But then the dude got a pair of 10s... And split. the dealer finished with something like 18 or 19 & he busted on both split hands. He started getting nervous because I think people were getting more restless. No long after the splitting 10s debacle, the guy spills his beer on the guy on side of him (a guy who was one already getting frustrated). The people he was with, who was at the table grabbed their chips and split.

Thats a side story, but after he finds the others, who were at another table, he just stood by behind. He was on the phone with his wife the whole time they were playing. I guess since he wasn't gambling and the others were, he called to let her know he was doing nothing "wrong" while the others were gambling. He told her one of the guys in the group was losing money like it wasn't nothing. His wife hangs up, calls a wife of one of the guys in the group she was friends with, who knew the wife of the dude her husband said was losing all kinds of money. The other wife then calls the wife of the guy who was accused of losing a bunch of money. His wife calls him and was like "whats going on? _________ called his wife & told her yall were getting out of control with all the money yall were losing". Her husband was "what? I might be down $300 or $400, but I bet 2 games I won & never went cash in yet. Unless I am forgetting something, I don't think I had any huge losses". He was trying to figure out what the guy was talking about.

Anyway, since that dude's wife told him he could only do so much gambling & he already had a bad experience at the BJ table he was trying to get the others to stop playing.