re: What is something you do that's a little gay

Stand up to wipe

I love a bubble bath.



And when I intend serious drinking I'll sometimes wear a bow tie.

Read OT on my iPad while I pee sitting down

Don't knock it until you try it

I have friends that are gay.

I love art in general.

All of my female family members ask my opinion on things like clothes and interior decorating because they know I have taste and will be honest with them.

Listen to gayish music sometimes.

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Wait, that makes you gay? Then your mom is really, really gay.

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That's what I was told at least. If you are implying my mom sucks dick, all I can say is.... I hope she does the best job possible.

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Weigh myself probably 3-5 times a day.

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I weigh myself before and after a morning piss if I can hold it. I can pee out exactly 2 lbs on the reg.

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My closet is sorted by level of classiness and then color coded.

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I do exactly this. Organization is the tits.

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I weigh myself before and after a morning piss if I can hold it. I can pee out exactly 2 lbs on the reg.

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Are you saying you piss out exactly 2 lbs every time you piss or is that daily?

This dude I know, who use to work at a plant in St Francisville told me that when he was there, they use to keep track of their weight every time they took a shite at work. They would weight themselves before shitting then right after.. And then record it on a chart. Every month, they would use the average number of times they took a shite at work to see who lost the most.. He told use one time he weighed just over 5 lbs less after taking a shite than right before.

He is someone who has always fabricated a story so we figured he added at least 2 lbs to the truth (more than likely more), but 2 lbs of piss is fascinating.