re: What is something that a member of the opposite sex would wear that is an instant turnoff?

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Ear gauges (or whatever they call those fricking dinner plates they put in their ear lobes)

I call 'em couch buttons

BIRKENSTOCK SANDALS!!

First off, they scream 'Libtard!' and heavily correlate to people with terrible hygiene and annoying eating habits (vegans, vegetarians, fruitarians, etc.).

Second, I want to puke every time someone takes off their Birkenstocks and you can see that disgusting greasy-looking footprint embedded in the sole.

No joke... had a first date with a relatively attractive and sweet girl. When she opened the door, just inside I spotted a nasty pair of Birkenstocks. Thought to myself, "too bad... this will be a first and last date." And it was.

A lot of the high points already hit. Chicks with tattoos, piercings besides ears, crocs and birkenstocks.

If you count hairstyle as something women would wear.....short hair. And I'm not talking just cutting it shoulder length, I'm talking about the real short stuff.

We get it. Your neck gets hot. OK. It still looks gross and unattractive. The entire number of women who can successfully pull it off and look sexy can be counted on one hand.

I'll add women over doing the makeup and doing crazy shite with their eyebrows. Stop. You look like a clown.

Culottes and capri pants

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In college, it was the big, stupid housefly looking sunglasses.

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There are some very cute, young 20-something ladies (no pics) in our department at work. On Teams meetings, it cracks me the frick up to see several of them with those HUGE glasses that extend beyond the width of their face, it just looks odd.

Bad teeth and jorts.

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I always hated that “oversized t-shirt with Nike shorts” look every chick was wearing.

Are they still wearing that look?

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thankfully, Lululemon came about and now the ladies are wearing slimmer fitting shorts and shirts

Aviator sunglasses