re: What is a worse situation to be in? Animal Attack

Are we playing odds of attack, or is the hypothetical assuming a 100% chance of attack?

No clue on the former, as I would want to do some research, but if the latter, I'll take the lions. Almost certain death, but at least you'd have a chance to go out fighting with adrenaline coursing through your veins. With a shark in open water, there isn't a fricking thing you could do but sit there floating like bait until the strike.

I'm dying either way, but I foolishly feel like I'd at least have a very small chance on land.

In the water, I'm at a massive disadvantage against sharks.

Easy, the lions.

I keep a ball of yarn and bag of catnip on me at all times, hence......the cargo shorts.

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Close to the shore you might be able to stun the shark with a face hit and make it to shore, even if bit.

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I could be wrong but that's my thought as well.

You have a chance of kicking or punching the shark and the shark just denies to swim away.

The lion...there's nothing I can think of that would possibly work.


It just seems like there's a better chance that the shark basically says frick it, I'm not that interested lol.

I think lions kill you then eat you. Sharks eat you alive.

So lions.

Id take the shark cause cats are assholes. I could see a lion screw screwing around with you for an hour until they got bored.

But the question of the shark reminded me of a bit that Ralphie May used to do called open water.

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I’ll take the sharks. They’re like puppy dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.